Welcome to the Interview topic! A place where I, Concerto, interview the fine members of NSM by request! To request a person to interview, simply pm me your request (the person you request cannot be yourself) and I will list all the people that were requested. The same person cannot be interviewed more than once a month. You may also suggest topics to bring up with the interviewed person below.
Concerto interviews JaMaHa
Concerto: Ok I'm interviewing you
JaMaHa:I see
Concerto: How is the status of your sauna?
JaMaHa: Still broken
Concerto: How does that affect you, and your family?
JaMaHa: We can't sauna
Concerto: How does that affect you, PERSONALLY?
JaMaHa: I miss my sauna sessions
Concerto: Any closing comments?
JaMaHa: Having no sauna sucks
Concerto interviews Dekudude
Concerto: Thank you Mr. Dekudude for having me today.
Dekudude: No problem.....Sir.
Concerto: Well, first off, The peoples want to know what’s going on inside that mind of yours?[/color]
Dekudude:...not a lot most of the time.
Concerto: Quite! What is your favorite color?
Dekudude: Is black a color? If so, that.
Concerto: No its a shade! But we'll accept that!
Dekudude: Otherwise, I'd have to go with a deep blue
Concerto: When did your obsession with Deku's begin?
Dekudude: Ever since I first played Majora's Mask. I got the Ocarina and the Deku Mask and I put it on...played the ocarina "WTF! HORNS!!!!" and ever since, I loved Deku Link And Dekus are basically Deku Links only in other shapes and sizes...and colors. Except black and blue. D=
Concerto: Interesting. If you had a chance to meet a Deku Link, what would your first reaction be?
Dekudude: HOLY CRAP!!! *hides*
Concerto: Really? Moving on. What are some of your hobbies?
Dekudude: Web development, of course. However, I also play piano, and occasionally draw... which my talents are slowly degrading in. If browsing the internet coutns, I'll also throw that in, as I do all sorts of random things on it.
Concerto: Hmm, are there ANY hobbies that don't involve music, computer or videogames?
Dekudude: I honestly don't play a lot of video games.
Concerto: Shocker
Dekudude: I do occasionally do other random things, though such as fold money into origami which I tried once then gave up on and stuff of that sorts
Concerto: Well, what an uninteresting person. Next Question!
Dekudude: *slap*
Concerto: *ow* What, Mr. Deku, is your BIGGEST secret?
Dekudude: Not really sure. I don't keep a lot of secrets, as there isn't a lot to keep
Concerto: But?
Dekudude: But I guess the fact I want to join the military in some branch of espionage could count, as I rarely discuss that with anyone... but it peeps out occasionally...and I break stuff on NSM a lot.
Concerto: Very well! Espionage, how do you feel about that?
Dekudude: O_o; Err...It... sounds like an exciting career, I guess.
Concerto: Fascinating! Is there anything else you would like to share with the members of NSM?
Dekudude:...Next time, blame JaMaHa
Concerto interviews Kefka
Concerto: Thank you for having me today Mr. Gamer!
Kefka: huzzah
Concerto:First on the agenda, what is your favorite color?
Kefka:a nice dark red
Concerto:Good good. How high can you jump?
Kefka: uh
Concerto: You can go test right now if you want
Kefka: like 4 to 5 feet I forget
Concerto: Cool What is your favorite sports franchise?
Kefka: neh I only watch the superbowl dont have a favourite
Concerto: Interesting...
Kefka: and some other football games just cause the rest of the house does
Concerto: What languages do you speak, beside English of course!
Kefka: well I'm learning japanese and I know a bit of spanish
Concerto: Care to speak a bit of Spanish?
Kefka: hola there did it
Concerto: Nice
Kefka: also quiero chocolate ahora
Concerto: Very nice What color was your umbilical cord?
Kefka: how would I know
Concerto:If you don't know, then I suppose its FINE. >:3 If, you could have anything that started with the letter h, what would it be?
Kefka: hmm, err not hmm, but uh, hot chocolate? i cant think of anything else too good
Concerto: A very simple man with simple tastes! Moving on. Would you sacrifice your life for someone you loved?
Kefka:depends on mnythings
Concerto:I need a solid yes or no answer!
Kefka: uh probably not
Concerto:Okay! I would, just to let you know. What is your favorite pastime related to potatoes?
Kefka: mmm delicious taters makng some nce fries
Concerto: Very, VERY good.
Kefka: nice
Concerto: If you could rule the world for one day, what would you do?
Kefka: uhm
Concerto: ?
Kefka: I'd probably go and destroy half of it with firey explosions, kill off everybody I hated with painful deaths, then just go off and be general demonic
Concerto: Cruel! I mean cool! What kinds of people do you have difficulties working with?
Kefka:Stupid people, ignorant people. Bascially that general group.
Concerto: How do you feel about that?
Kefka: Fine? How am I supposed to feel about that >_>
Concerto: Whatever you choose!~ What do you see yourself doing five years from now?
Kefka: Being in college 
Concerto: Very cool. What are you interested in?
Kefka: career-wise?
Concerto: Of course.
Kefka: Some sort of tech thing like 3D design or programming
Concerto: Cool! Good luck with that. Which is more important: creativity or efficiency? Why?
Kefka: well getting things done efficiently would be best, time is money
Concerto: I see, one final question then: Behind every interview question there is a concern or another question. Why is that?
Kefka: Because we desire knowledge? Sure, I'll go with that.
Concerto: Yay! Thanks for having me. Any last comments?
Kefka: no I didn't, I'm not your mother, I didn't have you
Concerto interviews Hugo
<Concerto> HUGOOOOOOO
<HugoMeister> 
<Concerto> Are you less busy now?
<HugoMeister> very much so
<Concerto> Seriously, I should be more busy than you, and yet you don't have time to do an interview >:
<Concerto> Anyway
<Concerto> Uh
<Concerto> I haven't done this for a while
<Concerto> Ahem
<Concerto> You ready?
<HugoMeister> since last year 9_9
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> Let’s DO IT!
<HugoMeister> alrighty
<Concerto> So
<Concerto> How are you today?
<HugoMeister> quite well
<Concerto> Anything exciting happen?
<HugoMeister> me and a friend embarrassed the hell out of Sara287 in Gym, but apart from that, nothing really.
<HugoMeister> typical Monday.
<Concerto> Oh really? What happened? DETAILS!
* HugoMeister has suffered kicks to the back and abdomen already, he doesn't need one to the head, thank you very much 
<HugoMeister> due to my......eh.....lack to control myself
<Concerto> Indeed
<Concerto> Well, since you don't have any juicy information, lets start with your childhood. Where did you grow up?
<HugoMeister> Pittsburgh, where I live today.
<Concerto> Is it a nice place?
<HugoMeister> very much so, not like smuggy Boston
<Concerto> You know, I've never been to Boston in the fall.
<HugoMeister> nor have I, how ironic.
<Concerto> Quite so
<HugoMeister> indeed.
<Concerto> Besides the obvious music and videogames, what other hobbies do you have?
<HugoMeister> well, I can code a little bit, takes me a while to figure something out, but I get there. Eventually.....maybe
<Concerto> That's it?
<HugoMeister> pretty much
* HugoMeister isnt a very diverse person.
<Concerto> Don't be modest, there must be more interests you hold inside of you!
<HugoMeister> er......not really?
<HugoMeister> music takes up most of my interest....so yeah
<Concerto> Well then, what a boring person!
<HugoMeister> why thank you
<Concerto> What are your top 5 videogames of ALL TIME
<HugoMeister> hmmm
<HugoMeister> well Pkmn G/S/C was like one of my favorites of all time.
<Concerto> I see!
<Concerto> You still lack four more choices though
<HugoMeister> ive noticed.
<HugoMeister> I don't really know =/
<Concerto> Well then!
<Concerto> I almost forgot the most important question!
<Concerto> What is your favorite color?
<HugoMeister> I would go with Navy Blue.
<Concerto> Navy, eh?
<Concerto> *notes that*
<HugoMeister> indeed, but mainly because I think I look sexy in it 9_9
<Concerto> Do go on!
<HugoMeister> Hugo + Navy Blue = Sexy
<HugoMeister> there's not much else to go off on
<Concerto> Off...on?
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> On
<Concerto> Like a light switch!
<Concerto> Quick! Energy saving or normal?!
<HugoMeister> subliminal messaging perhaps?
<HugoMeister> normal.
<Concerto> BAH...I respect your opinion
<Concerto> What happened on your 17th birthday?
<HugoMeister> I'll tell you when it comes 8 months from now
<Concerto> Oh
<Concerto> I guess that sets us up for another interview in 8 months!
<Concerto> Moving on
<HugoMeister> yay follow-ups
<Concerto> So far there hasn't been any juicy information
<HugoMeister> shall we then?
<Concerto> Yes
<Concerto> Fill in the blank
<Concerto> "I get turned on by ______"
<HugoMeister> remote control, duh
<Concerto> ...I see.
<Concerto> I can't quite understand why the people voted for you in the interview. There's no good stuff in here!
<HugoMeister> i got boring as time passed
<Concerto> Well then, let’s take you back 9 months in time.
<Concerto> *pulls out time machine*
<Concerto> Get in!
* HugoMeister hops in, wiping his feet carefully before entering
* Concerto gets in along with Hugo and flips a switch
<Concerto> ZOIP!
* HugoMeister is turned on
<HugoMeister> you've found my switch :O
<Concerto> Indeed!
* Concerto opens door
<Concerto> Oh crap
<Concerto> I think I went back a little too far
* HugoMeister shuts door
<HugoMeister> lets not go there
* HugoMeister flips the other switch that doesn't turn Hugo on
<Concerto> What's not to like about Ancient Egypt?!
* Concerto opens the door again
<Concerto> Okay, here we are in....wtf
<HugoMeister> i dont do well with sunlight
<HugoMeister> aww look
<HugoMeister> my mummy is prego <3
<Concerto> Oh really?
<Concerto> So that's the source of your boringness!
<Concerto> We need to go back and stop this from ever happening!
<HugoMeister> there's no weed at this baby shower T_T
<HugoMeister> now wonder im so suck
<Concerto> How far is your mom into pregnancy?
<HugoMeister> she's kinda fat year round....so I can't really tell
<Concerto> How awful! But let’s go back another 6 months just to be sure
<Concerto> That would make it 15 months from April 20th
<HugoMeister> .....there's a tie on the doorknob
<HugoMeister> DONT GO IN
<HugoMeister> D:
<Concerto> I'm doing it, and you're coming with me!
* Concerto drags Hugo along
* HugoMeister is dragged into the room
* Concerto kicks down door
* HugoMeister closes virgin eyes, ears, nose----basically all senses
<Concerto> Hello Mr. and Mrs. Hugo’s parents!
* Concerto kicks Mr. Hugo in his sensitive area
<Concerto> Okay, our work is done here
* HugoMeister watches his own hand fall off
* Concerto goes back into time machine with Hugo
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> So now here we are again!
<Concerto> Do you feel less boring?
<HugoMeister> not particularly
<HugoMeister> oh well.
<HugoMeister> maybe ive hit menopause or something
<HugoMeister> who knows
<Concerto> One final question!
<HugoMeister> gogogo
<Concerto> If you could meet any ONE person on NSM for an hour in real life, who would it be?
* HugoMeister has so many awesome friends, he can't choose 
<HugoMeister> can I combine them all into one?
<Concerto> Nope
<HugoMeister> oh poo
<HugoMeister> well then.
<Concerto> Well then?
<HugoMeister> can i split my hour into few minute sessions?
<Concerto> No
<HugoMeister> cuz im not going to pick favorites out of my friends D:
<Concerto> But you have too!
<Concerto> IT'S NOW OR NEVER BABY!
<HugoMeister> you ask hard questions.
<HugoMeister> but eh.....
<Concerto> I'm pretty sure this is the only hard question I've asked
<HugoMeister> for the sheer hell of it (and because random.org said so)
<HugoMeister> lets go with iDOWN
<Concerto> Good
<Concerto> iDown and you safely fly off into space, while everyone else on Earth dies
<Concerto> Happy travels!
Slow interviews Ruto
Slow: First, introduce yourself and tell us something absolutely arbitrary about you.
Ruto: I'm Ruto...and let's see...I just space out a lot XD
Slow: Fascinating. How long has this been going on?
Slow: *resists urge to sing that phrase*
Ruto: Actually I have noooo idea...
Ruto: I guess from the time I got on the train...
Slow: Jordan Knapp: And does this interfere with your ability to complete everyday tasks?
Slow: Sorry, never mind.
Slow: I forgot, my "Psychiatry session with Slow" segment just ended.
Slow: Moving on.
Ruto: Lol
Slow: What is your favorite video game ever, and why?
Ruto: xD good question...I've actually spent hundreds of hours playing certain video games but I'll never forget Twilight Princess^^ I even saved the game right before the last Ganon battles so I can keep replaying in the overworld, over and over...and the boss fights too^^
Slow: I figured you'd pick a Zelda game, your username being what it is. That's interesting.
Slow: Alright, who is your favorite musical artist, and what is your favorite song?
Ruto: I don't really listen to a lot of people singing. Just soundtracks mostly. I remember how much I liked Howard Shore's stuff back when I was a kid and LOTR was in theatres and stuff. But I can't settle on just one person or piece XD
Slow: Haha, it's the same with me. Film soundtracks are pretty much all I listen to.
Slow: If you were a Pokemon, which one would you want to be?
Ruto: Assuming legendaries and Pikachu doesn't count (yeah everyone wants to be one...)...Charmander? I really like Psyduck but I don't think I can live with the constant headaches, so yeah
Ruto: Whoops I forgot Charmander dies when the flame on its tail goes out XD
Ruto: ...I'll have to think about this some more XD maybe something that can fly would be nice^^
Slow: Interesting. ^^ If you come up with an answer later on, let me know.
Slow: So, here's something a little more personal. What's the best and worst thing about having three sisters? Remember, Saria's going to see this. 
Ruto: :O
Ruto: Best: If you need money, cheap labor or a favor, I know who to ask!
Ruto:Worst: Omg they never shut up sometimes. THey nag, argue, yell and go on and on about their boyfriends...
Ruto: Also without a brother, a lot of heavy lifting and stuff never get done. I can only do so much with a tool kit xD
Slow: I can't imagine having three sisters, it seems so trying XD
Slow: Anyway.
Slow: Let's see....still no questions from NSM people. How disappointing.
Slow: Alright, what's your most valued trait in a guy?
Ruto: someone who puts up with all my nonsense I guess I really like a good sense of humor. Especially if he doesn't know he's funny and therefore doesn't constantly try to act like the funny guy.
Slow: What's your biggest dream for the future?
Ruto: I'd really like to be a college professor in some stable, rich country someday...that includes a lot of mini steps xD
Slow: Well, of course, we're talking broadly here.
Slow: I could see you being a college science professor.
Slow: Hey! We've had our first question sent in! Let me open the PM.
Slow: ....uhm....
Ruto: xD
Slow: Okay, that's...interesting? Well I received a brief chat log as well as a question.
Slow: The question is...
Slow: "Ruto, what question should I ask you?"
Ruto: xDDDD...were you going to ask me something about a guy? lol
Ruto: nothing dirty
Slow: That was a strange question...do you have a specific question you'd like to answer?
Ruto: what...XD
Ruto: I'd really answer anything as long as it's not to personal xD
Slow: Alright, this is directed to the person who sent me that...that question sucks.
Slow: That bit of business having been taken care of...
Slow: You're fairly big into art, right? What was the first piece of art you ever created that really meant something to you, that made you realize, "Wow, I really like doing this?"
Ruto: In college I took a drawing class, and on the first day, we had to do a bunch of studies with random things like bones and pumpkins, using charcoals, which I never used before. It turned out pretty well xD I really liked the piece with the bone actually
Ruto: it was good and it wasn't a fluke!
Slow: That smiley is interesting... are your teeth that shiny in real life?
Slow: You aren't obligated to answer that without a lawyer present.
Slow: Forget it, next question.
Slow: What made you decide you wanted to go to school for science?
Ruto: I remember wanting to be a scientist when I was 7. I remember the Magic School Bus books/TV show...I also used to read a lot about science and won a bunch of awards for it in middle school and high school. It was pretty obvious what I was getting into, actually xD
Slow: Wow, that's really cool! I have a friend who's going to major in a similar area, this may be a weird question but what advice, if any, would you give to her? XD[/color]
Ruto: Forget about having a social life and really pay attention in the required math classes xD
Ruto: After grading my class's exams and homework all year, the people who really, really do "fine" are the anti social ones. The others just say they are XD
Also, don't rely on the curve to boost your grade
Slow: Oh goodness XD well I think I might hold off on relaying that advice until it's necessary
Slow: Anyway, do you have a particular memory of school that will always stay with you?
Ruto: I remember being asked to sing solo in music class in 6th grade...that was AWFUL xD but I'll never forget it. In a bad way -.-
Ruto: ...sob
Slow: ....awwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ruto: I don't even know why they put me in that class xD
Slow: Poor 11-year-old Ruto XD
Slow: Let's see...
Slow: What's your favorite musical instrument, and which one is your favorite to play?
Ruto: xD! I've always liked piano but I never got around playing it...fail
Ruto: I have several ocarinas and I like those actually xD fat sis got one from thailand that was pretty cool despite the fact she had dropped and broken it right before she gave it to me
Slow: ...good...
Slow: What is your least favorite food, absolutely will not eat on any occasion?
Ruto: Omg, I hate celery. The taste, especially...how is something like that supposed to taste good?
Ruto: It ruins the taste of everything
Ruto: didn't even sample the stalks yet
Ruto: I'm sure it's just as bad as the leaves xD
Slow: oh goodness.
Ruto: It runs in the family. I don't think any of my sisters can stand the taste either
Slow: Remind me never to give Saria celery.
Slow: Anyway
Slow: Still no NSM questions...
Ruto: she hates coconut, I know that much...
Slow: If that stupid question earlier is all we get, I will be severely disappoint
Ruto: ohh there's no such thing as a stupid question XD
Slow: Alright, here's a bizarre question then
Slow: What's your favorite thing about the people of NinSheetMusic?
Ruto: you're all such social misfits!
Ruto: lol jk
Ruto: you guys are awsm^^
Slow: How descriptive
Slow: Thank you for that, Ruto, you're awsm too
Ruto: I know I'll always have something to talk to you guys about <3
Slow: Yes, I could probably keep going with this all night XD
Ruto:...just by saying that, forget about someone normal XD
Ruto: haha
Ruto: you can quote and stuff lol
Ruto: the reason why I don't think anyone can come up with stuff is because they've asked everything about me? XD
Ruto: that or it has to be spontaneous...
Ruto: like yesterday
Ruto: omg...I noticed I had stalkerish tendencies ._.
Ruto: I don't forget things easily^^
Slow: Well, let's call that a wrap since I gotta go.
Slow: Thank you for your time, Ruto!
Ruto: so if you make a total ass of yourself sometime, (wave)
Ruto:
Ruto: okay lol
Ruto: any time XD I go on too much...Yay! Another interview finished! If you guys want longer, more interesting interviews, please suggest questions that can be asked in the interviews below!
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