Made mah day.

[Olimar12345]

Perfffffff lol!

[mikey]

so I actually feel really good today
like, NOT kill myself good

[Saria]

today in class the guy next to me threw oranges at me

[braix]

same

[BlackDragonSlayer]

how'd he get the oranges in there

[InsigTurtle]

that reminds me
my school started doing some "healthy eating program" by giving everyone random fruits and vegetables once every two weeks or so
and one time we had to share 30 cherry tomatoes among the entire class

and one time we had mandarin oranges
so the guy next to me took eight

[Saria]

how'd he get the oranges in there

he had them in his pocket

oh today he finally gave me an orange

[mikey]

he had them in his pocket

oh today he finally gave me an orange

please tell me you threw it at him

[Saria]

i shuved it up his ass

yea i tossed it around

[braix]

I would've just eaten it

Edited because grammar

[BlackDragonSlayer]

he had them in his pocket

Now I'm genuinely curious... big pockets or small oranges?

[braix]

Cargo shorts probably

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Cargo shorts probably

In winter!?!?!??

[braix]

Yeah I used to wear them all year. Just wear 'em down low and you're set

[Saria]

big pockets + relatively small orange

hes pretty big