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Re: Whoopsie!

To Our Beloved Staff and Assorted Dumplings

You are receiving this letter due to having recently been terminated for alleged exposure to the Coronavirus (COVID-19). It has come to our attention that recently terminated employees have filed a civil lawsuit against NSM Industries and Friends Co. for “wrongful termination” and “theft of personal property”. After minutes of mediation we have negotiated a settlement with the aforementioned party and have agreed to the following terms:

  • We will rehire all terminated employees at a 15% raise in salary. Given that we don’t pay any of you I think it is more than generous.
  • We will relax our current punitive policies in regards to sanitation. We will keep our current cleanliness standards but will no longer launch suspected infected employees into the sun.
  • We will also establish a less intrusive system for our “work”-from-home initiative. Using your actual homes will be acceptable for those of you unable to commute to Ganymede.
  • Unfortunately we will be unable to return all of your personal property as we have repurposed it into a large statue depicting the scene from the Super Mario Bros. movie where Bob Hoskins loses the will to live.
  • You will also each be given a personalized bottle of hand sanitizer to reflect how important you all are to the company. There won’t be any sanitizer actually in the bottles, however, as we used all of our supply as lubricant for all of our doors.
  • Lastly, as a token of apology, you will all receive a $10 gift certificate to Woolworths.
I sincerely hope we can all learn and grow from this experience as we move forward to provide our customers with the high quality products they’ve come to expect from us. Welcome back to the team.

From the desk of Maestro “I Can’t Find My Taco” Wiggins, CCO of NSM Industries and Friends Co.

NOTICE: FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT SEND TO NON-EMPLOYEES.

NSM’s Continued Commitment to Safety

To Our Dear Fans and Followers

Recently we sent out a message regarding our updated policies due to the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. However due to the increasing threat we have decided to enact additional measures to ensure not only the safety of all of you who purchase and use our products, but also to protect our staff making said products. Below is a reminder of our previously enacted policies:

NSM's Commitment to Safety
Here at NSM Industries and Friends Co. we strive to bring you the highest quality arrangements of your favorite video game tunes. However, we are aware of the growing threat of the Coronavirus (COVID-19), and as such we will be making adjustments to our business model to help reduce risk of exposure to our employees and our loyal customers:

What We Are Doing:
  • We are retraining all of our personnel on proper hygiene techniques to minimize the spread of Colonelvirus (CLNID-19).
  • Our staff is being issued heavy-duty gloves which make daily tasks practically impossible to complete.
  • We will also cease all in-person interaction effective immediately. All personnel will continue operations via Morse code and smoke signals.
  • We have begun an intense regiment of deep cleaning our facilities, delivery trucks, delivery drivers, and delivery receivers. This will include high powered washing every hour followed by a detailed scrubbing of all surfaces and people.
  • We are also undergoing a complete disinfecting of every single sheet on our archive, as well as complete disinfecting of all of our arrangers.
  • In order to minimize risk of exposure to Carvanavirus (CARGO-19), we will be closing our retail establishments effective immediately and burning them down to collect the insurance money.
  • In the interest of safety we will start a new method of creating sheet music that will involve working in state-of-the-art clean rooms, arranging via speech to text, and holding intrusive conference calls with our full staff discussing what we are doing to help prevent the spread of Caboodlevirus (CABOX-19) every 15 minutes.
  • Should any of our employees begin to exhibit symptoms, or even mention the Carbonaravirus (CANOLI-19) we will launch them into the sun.
What You Can Do To Help:
  • Never go outside or interact with another human being in person ever again.
Hugs and Kisses,
The NSM Staff
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Our Continued Efforts

In addition to the above measures, effective immediately are several new policies to our production process:
  • Since our staff have issued complaints of our deep cleaning methods, including physical pain and severe sunburns, we will no longer be using human arrangers to produce new sheet music.
  • Instead we have devised a foolproof method of arranging using goats, typewriters, hot wheels, and 2lbs of industrial grade fabric softener.
  • In order to discourage customers from attempting to buy wares at our ash piles, we will be doubling prices on all of our products and will continue arbitrarily raising prices in perpetuity.
  • We have also terminated all of our current staff that are deemed “inessential”. This leaves only myself, our janitor Bubbles, a cat that wandered onto the premises roughly 4 months ago whom we have since named “Brenda the Doomslayer”, and our steadfast President and CEO Latios, long may he reign.
  • We have given each of our terminated staff a generous severance package of two cans of salt-and-vinegar Pringles and a gift certificate to the Piggly Wiggly good for $15. Our accountant (who has also since been terminated due to exposure to the Carnationvirus (CNTID-19)) has assured us this is a very generous sum given the relative lack of dedication they gave the company.
  • We will cease shipments of all products for roughly 30 years, or until Mother 4 is released; whichever comes later.
  • Our current storage solution has been completely reorganized to comply with recommendations by the federal government. As such our sheet music library has been rearranged to comply with the “6-foot clearance” statute.
  • In addition to our current work-from-home mandate, we will begin a new “work”-from-home initiative which will include, among other things, 2 hour workdays and telecommuting from Ganymede, the largest moon of Jupiter.
  • Lastly is a pledge to rehire all of our terminated staff once this crisis has abated. We know that being gross flesh monsters isn’t your fault, and the Carpacciovirus (CPRID-19) is just another example of how your frail meat sacks will never surpass the quality and longevity of my toilet paper fortress.
Ways you can continue to help:
  • Wash your hands and stay as far away from me as possible.
Your pal and confidant,
The NSM Staff

Call for potential new site art!

Hello everyone!

A while back I put up a notice saying that we'd soon be seeking out new art for the site (sorry, time really flies!). While the current banner has served us well for almost ten years now, it may be time for a visual refresh. Now that the new design has rolled out and everyone has had a chance to give it a feel, the time has come to open the floor up to submissions!

What we are looking for is:
- A banner! This must be responsive so as to fit different screen sizes and ratios.
- A logo! This must be in SVG format in order to scale well.
- Anything else will be taken into consideration but not necessarily used.

Submissions will be open for one month from this post, with potential for extension if deemed necessary. As a disclaimer, we may or may not end up picking a winner if it is determined the options don't suit the site, and we may need to follow up to iterate on the art before a final decision is reached.

Any questions, please do ask.



Members submitting artwork
- fi_le

Members planning to submit artwork
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Welcome to Château de NinSheetMusic! (Update, Sunday 1st of March 2020)

Bienvenue! Welcome to Château de NinSheetMusic! Here is today's menu:


Hors d’Oeuvres

[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Dreaming of Food” by LeviR.star
An empty plate. You can dream about what food could be on it.

[SWITCH] Fire Emblem: Three Houses
“Hungry March” by Libera
A pan that’s on fire. There’s nothing on it, though.

[GCN] Animal Crossing
“K.K. Salsa” by Static
Good with tortilla chips, probably.

[GBA] Kirby & The Amazing Mirror
“Olive Ocean” by Rubikium
There are more olives in this dish than you would care to eat.

[PC] Touhou 3: Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream
“Strawberry Crisis!!” by Maelstrom
The crisis is that we ran out of ingredients, so you’ll have to order something else.

[N64] Pokémon Stadium
“Sushi-Go-Round” by Yug Guy
Our finest sushi, delivered via conveyor belt. If you don’t grab it fast, it’s gone forever.

[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Peanut Plain” (Replacement) by Yug Guy
A single peanut on a plate. It’s a really good peanut, trust us.



Plats Principals

[PS2] Monster Hunter
“BBQ Spit” by Th3Gavst3r
A wide array of delicious barbecued meats and sauces, mixed with monster saliva.

[MUL] Persona 5
“Big Bang Burger March” by Code_Name_Geek
hamburger

[Wii] Kirby’s Return to Dream Land
“Dangerous Dinner” by Latios212
Something we cooked, but it’s on fire so we can’t tell what we put in it...

[GB] The Final Fantasy Legend
“Eat the Meat” by LeviR.star
Eat it, or else you’ll pay double.

[Wii] Kirby's Return to Dream Land
"Egg Engines" by mastersuperfan
Energy-rich eggs with enough calories to fuel giant killer robots.

[3DS] Fire Emblem Fates
“Fantastical Feast” by Libera
Like a fever dream, but with food in it.

[MUL] Stardew Valley
“Frozen Pizza and Eggs (Shane’s Theme)” by Code_Name_Geek
Only the pizza is frozen, not the eggs.

[GCN] Animal Crossing
“K.K. Gumbo” by Th3Gavst3r
A large helping of our signature gumbo.

[NDS] Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
“Yoob’s Belly” by Greg
Shroob Yoshi tripe.



Plats d'Accompagnement

[NDS] Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
“Apple Woods” by Radiak488417
A selection of regular, Big, and Huge Apples (sorry, all our Perfect Apples were stolen).

[GBA] Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
“Radish Ruins” by LeviR.star
The radishes may be ruined, but they’re still edible.

[SNES] Final Fantasy VI
“Spinach Rag” by Static
A piece of cloth that smells like spinach.

[Wii] Kirby’s Epic Yarn
“Vs. Squashini” by Static
Squashini’s head on a plate, served with a buttery garlic sauce.

[Wii] Rhythm Heaven Fever
“Working Dough” by Latios212
Two blobs of dough with happy faces on them. They’re very bouncy.



Desserts

[Wii] Wii Fit
“BMI Results” by Th3Gavst3r
Everything you don’t want to see.

[SNES] Super Mario Kart
“Choco Island” by Static
Your mouth is watering just reading this.

[NDS] Kirby Mass Attack
“Fun Castle” by Latios212
A large castle made of various pastries.

[Wii] Mario Kart Wii
“Maple Treeway” by Sebastian
A gallon of delicious maple syrup.

[WiiU] New Super Mario Bros. U
“Meringue Clouds” by Rubikium
A creamy dessert with a fluffy, cloud-like texture.

[WiiU] Mario Kart 8
“Sweet Sweet Canyon” by Nine Lives
Twice as much sugar as the leading canyon brand.

[3DS] Kirby: Planet Robobot
“Time for Dessert!” by Rubikium
It’s always this time.

[NES] Yoshi’s Cookie
“Title Screen” (Replacement) by Latios212
Some Yoshi cookies. If you line them up, they disappear.

[Wii] Kirby’s Epic Yarn
“Treat Land” by Rubikium
Includes mushrooms, musical instruments, and a haunted house.

[SNES] Super Mario Kart
“Vanilla Lake (Beta)” by Static
A sundae that hasn’t been fully prepared before it’s served.

[NES] Kirby’s Adventure
“Yogurt Yard Map” by LeviR.star
It tells you where you can find three feet of yogurt.

[WiiU] Yoshi’s Woolly World
“Yoshi and Cookies” by Latios212
A selection of our finest Yoshi cookies. Not made of actual yarn.



Boissons

[NDS] Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
“Godot ~ The Fragrance of Dark Coffee” (Replacement) by mastersuperfan
Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

[SNES] Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
“Let’s Go Down the Wine River” (Replacement) by Static
Pairs well with any meal above.

[3DS] Monster Hunter Generations
“Proudly Serving Fondue, Bon Appétit ~ Ingredient Selection!” by Th3Gavst3r
Choose either cheese or chocolate fondue. Or both mixed together. For drinking only.

[ARCADE] Pac-Man
“Start & Coffee Break Music” by Static
A delicious piping hot cup of coffee.

[SWITCH] Fire Emblem: Three Houses
“Teatime Joy” by Latios212
An invigorating mint blend that revitalizes and refreshes all who partake.



Why am I eating this

[WiiU] New Super Mario Bros. U
“Acorn Plains” by LeviR.star
Have you ever seen Mario actually EAT one of these?

[3DS] Fire Emblem Awakening
“Agh! Won goph in mah mouph! Blech! Ptooey!” by Libera
Noisy, disgusting bugs that buzz around and crawl all over and bite you when—

[PS2] Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
“Alchemy Pot” by McDucky
Some combination of unknown herbs, elixir of immortality, and liquid mercury.

[N64] Banjo-Tooie
“Honey B’s Hive” by Sebastian
A literal beehive. With the bees still in it.

[MUL] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
“Link’s Memories: ‘Silent Princess’” by Zeila
Raw flowers. Not an actual princess.

[PS1] Final Fantasy VIII
“The Salt Flats” by Static
Give me the salt.

[PS1] Final Fantasy VII
“Under the Rotting Pizza” by Static
It’s rotten but still safe to eat… probably.



Dear valued customer, please enjoy our selection of fine jukebox tunes:

[GB] Kirby’s Block Ball
“Cappy’s Stage (Stage 1)” by LeviR.star

[Wii] Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility
“Cooking” by Code_Name_Geek

[GCN] Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
“Cooking With Zess T.” by Sebastian

[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Crash! Gourmet Race” by LeviR.star

[PC] Diner Dash: Hometown Hero
“Florence’s Groovy Disco” by Static

[GB] The Smurfs’ Nightmare
“Funny Funny (The Kitchen of Danger)” by Static

[N64] Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
“Goal Game” by LeviR.star

[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Gourmet Race” by Latios212

[Wii] Wario Land: Shake It!
“Large Fry Cook-Off” by Static

[SWITCH] Super Mario Odyssey
“Peronza Plaza” by Latios212

[NDS] Cooking Mama
“Title Screen” by Latios212

Cleaned-up Rules

Hello everyone,

We've just done a bit of cleanup to our rules, both on Discord and the forums. Please give it a look, though in essence nothing has really changed - we just made an effort to clarify and condense things to make them less of a headache to comb through for new and regular members.

Keep enjoying yourselves! ;)
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