The Confession Thread

[blueflower999]

As long as you have a whistle to hypnotize them with!

[MaestroUGC]

A real case where Art imitates Life.

Or is it if Life imitates Viddy Gam? I forget which.

[GaryOak]

Guyz. I'm so different from the people in my class. They think I'm weird and boring because all I do is work and be quiet. DX Plus I'm tiny. I DUNNO WHY EVERYBODY IS SO BIG.

SAAAAMEEE

HOOOOO MY GOD. HIGH FIVE!

CAN'T TOO SHORT TO REACH UP HIGH!!!

Awww, you two would make such a cute couple<3.

[Toby]

O___o o___O

XD

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

Confession:  I purposefully rearrange the religious books at the library.

[Ruto]

Is that not irresponsibility in itself (there's more than one type of irresponsibility, obviously, though that does not concern the point I was talking about; "irresponsible non-parents vs. irresponsible parents" is what you're trying to compare): doing a poor job raising your children, dooming them to be content with mediocrity?

Also, the bolded sentence appears to be rather contradictory to what you said above, or either a type of "insult to injury," which seems a bit hypocritical. You're saying that people should raise their kids to be intelligent, yet you want to bash 85% of them into the dirt either way?

Hey, don't argue with me about parenting! Obviously no parent is going to admit they're lousy parents and they're not going to think their kids are mediocre no matter what they do (ever read Matilda?). But I know that kids aren't just about cuteness and tricks (the 85%) so I'd get them into all sorts of things like math, science, piano, violin, philosophy, and give them a head start in what I think is a more meaningful life.

...my AZN-ness is showing XD

Confession:  I purposefully rearrange the religious books at the library.

I got annoyed at series not placed in chronological order in the library so I did something similar D:

[SlowPokemon]

Matilda's opening chapter is perhaps the most brilliantly sardonic thing in any children's book.

[Kman96]

Confession:  I purposefully rearrange the religious books at the library.

I hope this isn't what you mean...

[Toby]

I laughed more than I should have

[Saria]

Awww, you two would make such a cute couple<3.

NO, NO, NO! DAMNIT PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE PAIR TWO PEOPLE UP JUST BECAUSE THEY SHARE ONE THING IN COMMON LIKE TINY-NESS.

[SlowPokemon]

KMAN XDDDDD YOUUU

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

More like I purposefully misplace them.  Although I like kman's idea!  I'll do something like that next time.

[Jamaha]

Reminds me of the bash quote about a guy getting kicked out of a bookstore for moving all the bibles to the "Fiction" section.

[Pit0010]

I hope this isn't what you mean...

Spoiler

I remember seeing that on 9gag! XD

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[Pit0010]

I laugh really loud and like a boy...i think. My opinion XD