The Post Your Thoughts of the Moment Thread 2

[K-NiGhT]

So my mom got me a Captain Falcon amiibo, which was very nice of her. That's what this story spawned from.

The other day, my mom told me she had a dream where Captain Falcon was flirting with her. She knows absolutely nothing about him in Smash or even what game he comes from. The FIRST thing I thought when she told me that was, "gee, Captain Falcon would be pretty cool to have as a dad."

My second thought was, "Wow, mom needs to get out more."

[MaestroUGC]

I think Capt. Falcon would be the worst father. Notorious womanizer, constantly in the garage, ignoring the family while working on his F-Zero, picking fights with random people, and the loudest mother****** this side of Port Town. He'd probably have to constantly assert his dominance over other men, making living with him as a nearly grown man likely to result in a few trips to the hospital.

[K-NiGhT]

I think Capt. Falcon would be the worst father. Notorious womanizer, constantly in the garage, ignoring the family while working on his F-Zero, picking fights with random people, and the loudest mother****** this side of Port Town. He'd probably have to constantly assert his dominance over other men, making living with him as a nearly grown man likely to result in a few trips to the hospital.

but maybe he could teach me the falcon punch

and then i would be set for life

[MaestroUGC]

Why would Captain Falcon give you tools to undo him? You misunderstand his character at its very core.

[K-NiGhT]

someone got falcon punched off the wrong side of the bed today

[MaestroUGC]

No, it's just an interesting thought exercise that would likely result in you losing.

[Yugi]

sig y/n

[Maelstrom]

n

[braix]

y

[BlackDragonSlayer]

NO NO NO DEFINITELY NOT

[AwesomeYears]

no mate, just no...

[MaestroUGC]

That sig is rather large, so I'm going to say no as well.

[AwesomeYears]

You also reminded me to change my profile pic to mah favourite boy.

[Sebastian]

It's fine if it's in a spoiler.

[braix]

How do you find the chords in a song? Do you just guess or what?