Bienvenue! Welcome to Château de NinSheetMusic! Here is today's menu:
Hors d’Oeuvres
[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Dreaming of Food” by LeviR.star
An empty plate. You can dream about what food could be on it.
[SWITCH] Fire Emblem: Three Houses
“Hungry March” by Libera
A pan that’s on fire. There’s nothing on it, though.
[GCN] Animal Crossing
“K.K. Salsa” by Static
Good with tortilla chips, probably.
[GBA] Kirby & The Amazing Mirror
“Olive Ocean” by Rubikium
There are more olives in this dish than you would care to eat.
[PC] Touhou 3: Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream
“Strawberry Crisis!!” by Maelstrom
The crisis is that we ran out of ingredients, so you’ll have to order something else.
[N64] Pokémon Stadium
“Sushi-Go-Round” by Yug Guy
Our finest sushi, delivered via conveyor belt. If you don’t grab it fast, it’s gone forever.
[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Peanut Plain” (Replacement) by Yug Guy
A single peanut on a plate. It’s a really good peanut, trust us.
Plats Principals
[PS2] Monster Hunter
“BBQ Spit” by Th3Gavst3r
A wide array of delicious barbecued meats and sauces, mixed with monster saliva.
[MUL] Persona 5
“Big Bang Burger March” by Code_Name_Geek
hamburger
[Wii] Kirby’s Return to Dream Land
“Dangerous Dinner” by Latios212
Something we cooked, but it’s on fire so we can’t tell what we put in it...
[GB] The Final Fantasy Legend
“Eat the Meat” by LeviR.star
Eat it, or else you’ll pay double.
[Wii] Kirby's Return to Dream Land
"Egg Engines" by mastersuperfan
Energy-rich eggs with enough calories to fuel giant killer robots.
[3DS] Fire Emblem Fates
“Fantastical Feast” by Libera
Like a fever dream, but with food in it.
[MUL] Stardew Valley
“Frozen Pizza and Eggs (Shane’s Theme)” by Code_Name_Geek
Only the pizza is frozen, not the eggs.
[GCN] Animal Crossing
“K.K. Gumbo” by Th3Gavst3r
A large helping of our signature gumbo.
[NDS] Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
“Yoob’s Belly” by Greg
Shroob Yoshi tripe.
Plats d'Accompagnement
[NDS] Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
“Apple Woods” by Radiak488417
A selection of regular, Big, and Huge Apples (sorry, all our Perfect Apples were stolen).
[GBA] Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
“Radish Ruins” by LeviR.star
The radishes may be ruined, but they’re still edible.
[SNES] Final Fantasy VI
“Spinach Rag” by Static
A piece of cloth that smells like spinach.
[Wii] Kirby’s Epic Yarn
“Vs. Squashini” by Static
Squashini’s head on a plate, served with a buttery garlic sauce.
[Wii] Rhythm Heaven Fever
“Working Dough” by Latios212
Two blobs of dough with happy faces on them. They’re very bouncy.
Desserts
[Wii] Wii Fit
“BMI Results” by Th3Gavst3r
Everything you don’t want to see.
[SNES] Super Mario Kart
“Choco Island” by Static
Your mouth is watering just reading this.
[NDS] Kirby Mass Attack
“Fun Castle” by Latios212
A large castle made of various pastries.
[Wii] Mario Kart Wii
“Maple Treeway” by Sebastian
A gallon of delicious maple syrup.
[WiiU] New Super Mario Bros. U
“Meringue Clouds” by Rubikium
A creamy dessert with a fluffy, cloud-like texture.
[WiiU] Mario Kart 8
“Sweet Sweet Canyon” by Nine Lives
Twice as much sugar as the leading canyon brand.
[3DS] Kirby: Planet Robobot
“Time for Dessert!” by Rubikium
It’s always this time.
[NES] Yoshi’s Cookie
“Title Screen” (Replacement) by Latios212
Some Yoshi cookies. If you line them up, they disappear.
[Wii] Kirby’s Epic Yarn
“Treat Land” by Rubikium
Includes mushrooms, musical instruments, and a haunted house.
[SNES] Super Mario Kart
“Vanilla Lake (Beta)” by Static
A sundae that hasn’t been fully prepared before it’s served.
[NES] Kirby’s Adventure
“Yogurt Yard Map” by LeviR.star
It tells you where you can find three feet of yogurt.
[WiiU] Yoshi’s Woolly World
“Yoshi and Cookies” by Latios212
A selection of our finest Yoshi cookies. Not made of actual yarn.
Boissons
[NDS] Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
“Godot ~ The Fragrance of Dark Coffee” (Replacement) by mastersuperfan
Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.
[SNES] Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
“Let’s Go Down the Wine River” (Replacement) by Static
Pairs well with any meal above.
[3DS] Monster Hunter Generations
“Proudly Serving Fondue, Bon Appétit ~ Ingredient Selection!” by Th3Gavst3r
Choose either cheese or chocolate fondue. Or both mixed together. For drinking only.
[ARCADE] Pac-Man
“Start & Coffee Break Music” by Static
A delicious piping hot cup of coffee.
[SWITCH] Fire Emblem: Three Houses
“Teatime Joy” by Latios212
An invigorating mint blend that revitalizes and refreshes all who partake.
Why am I eating this
[WiiU] New Super Mario Bros. U
“Acorn Plains” by LeviR.star
Have you ever seen Mario actually EAT one of these?
[3DS] Fire Emblem Awakening
“Agh! Won goph in mah mouph! Blech! Ptooey!” by Libera
Noisy, disgusting bugs that buzz around and crawl all over and bite you when—
[PS2] Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
“Alchemy Pot” by McDucky
Some combination of unknown herbs, elixir of immortality, and liquid mercury.
[N64] Banjo-Tooie
“Honey B’s Hive” by Sebastian
A literal beehive. With the bees still in it.
[MUL] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
“Link’s Memories: ‘Silent Princess’” by Zeila
Raw flowers. Not an actual princess.
[PS1] Final Fantasy VIII
“The Salt Flats” by Static
Give me the salt.
[PS1] Final Fantasy VII
“Under the Rotting Pizza” by Static
It’s rotten but still safe to eat… probably.
Dear valued customer, please enjoy our selection of fine jukebox tunes:
[GB] Kirby’s Block Ball
“Cappy’s Stage (Stage 1)” by LeviR.star
[Wii] Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility
“Cooking” by Code_Name_Geek
[GCN] Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
“Cooking With Zess T.” by Sebastian
[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Crash! Gourmet Race” by LeviR.star
[PC] Diner Dash: Hometown Hero
“Florence’s Groovy Disco” by Static
[GB] The Smurfs’ Nightmare
“Funny Funny (The Kitchen of Danger)” by Static
[N64] Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
“Goal Game” by LeviR.star
[SNES] Kirby Super Star
“Gourmet Race” by Latios212
[Wii] Wario Land: Shake It!
“Large Fry Cook-Off” by Static
[SWITCH] Super Mario Odyssey
“Peronza Plaza” by Latios212
[NDS] Cooking Mama
“Title Screen” by Latios212