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Title: Describe your favourite video game and make it sound as bad as possible
Post by: Nitro Indigo on May 15, 2016, 03:23:45 AM
I asked this a lot on other websites a few years ago. Time to bring it back...

This game was never released in Europe until Virtual Console despite having barely any text in it because Nintendo are incompetent idiots who deserve to go bankrupt.* Whenever you press the A button, a helper character with terrible AI appears. There are only nine abilities in the game, despite the previous instalment having over twenty. Occasionally, you have to play minigames in the middle of a stage for no reason.

*I see that mentality all over Zelda Universe...
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Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on May 15, 2016, 04:03:11 AM
It's an old, oftentimes glitchy, kind-of outdated computer game that could probably use a balance fix, and the multiplayer hasn't aged well at all (expect tedium, since any map you play will probably take twice as long), but without the multiplayer, you lose a whole aspect of the game to enjoy, which is definitely a disappointment. Some of the map designs would probably frustrate a lot of people who are either inexperienced, impatient, or are perfectionists- you have to get good at micromanagement and allocation to the letter, because if you don't, you will likely fall flat on your face and be left completely unable to finish the game- and to top it all off, the company that owns the franchise now could probably care less about it except as a quick cash cow (which it isn't), and because of this lack of love and attention, few people seem to know about the game, especially in America (though if you look for it hard enough, you'll see people mentioning it, a lot of the dedicated fanbase nowadays seems to be Russian!).
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Post by: SlowPokemon on May 15, 2016, 05:41:56 AM
A know-it-all caffeine-addicted professor and a small boy with a grating cockney accent go to a remote town to solve some puzzles and search for a mysterious treasure that they won't even get to keep
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Post by: Nebbles on May 15, 2016, 11:12:56 AM
A random child solves the problems of monsters by hugging them all and the power of friendship.
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Post by: Tobbeh99 on May 15, 2016, 11:44:52 AM
Wild Arms:

Wild Arms is an RPG that takes place in the Wild West, or as it's called in the game, Filgaia. The general design of the game is really boring. It's a standard RPG where go around the world, enter dungeons, defeat the boss and.. there you go, that's the game. And there so few characters in the game. You know how Final Fantasy VI got lots of characters you could chose from, well... Wild Arms only got 3. Speaking of Final Fantasy, the game seems to have copied way to much from that game, the spells looks very similar, the status effects and maybe to some extent even the music! The game also makes weird references to other games and stuff, like the item "Giant's Ocarina", or the place "Tripillar", or the book "De la Metallica". Wtf!? It's not even funny, it's just weird. But the biggest problem got to be the bosses, which are wayyyy too easy. You don't even need a strategy or anything, just attack it and it dies, that's it! The game all in all is way to linear and doesn't bring out anything unique or interesting to the RPG genre, and instead just copies from other games in order to try to cover it's mundane design. Very poorly made game, and there are way better RPGs than this one, like Final Fantasy VI for example.

Wild Arms gets 2/10. A boring and bland RPG.


Project M:

Project M is an interesting addition to the smash bros series, but sadly didn't pay off. It's way too fast-faced and it's hard to control your character. And even though the game is a Brawl mod, it doesn't excuse the lack of new content, same subspace emissary, other 1 player stuff, stages looks the same and characters are pretty similar. The PMDT also claims that they strive for balance you can clearly see how they've failed. For example Ike, he's now not only ridiculously strong, but also one of the fastest characters in the game! And who's idea was it to make Bowser's smash-attacks have super armor!? The team also states that their goal is to make an interesting competitive game, but a lot of techniques that the characters possess are way to difficult to pull off, unlike Brawl which was way more simple. I've tried doing that U-throw > Rest with Jiggs, and managed to hit it once after 100 of fails, and it's only one of the difficult techniques required to play the game! Some more include Waveshining, Aura Canceling, Hyes Knee and the list goes on. It also feels less forgiving than Brawl, every time you get off stage it's pretty much over, the characters fall so quickly and can barely get back to the stage, it's way to cruel. In summary, while some mods of Brawl introduces interesting takes on the game with lots of interesting new content, Project M simply fails. It doesn't offer much new content, it's way too difficult to even play for the average player, and it doesn't even live up to it's goal of being a balanced and interesting competitive smash bros. game. If you're looking for a new smash game, I'd recommend Smash 4 for the Nintendo Wii/3DS, it has tons of new content, better character balance, and it's way more beginner-friendly.

Project M gets 3/10. A bad smash game.
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Post by: braix on May 15, 2016, 12:10:25 PM
League of Legends sucks.
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Post by: mikey on May 15, 2016, 01:56:54 PM
An 8 year old boy puts on sweaty clothes to finally become a man and rescues his sister from a demonic lord with fantastic eyebrows.  Along the way, he meets forgettable characters like a bird-man, tree-man, boat-man, and princess-man and solves all their problems to get nothing in return.
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Post by: Dudeman on May 15, 2016, 04:35:15 PM
Knock-off Thomas Edison creates a blue robot child, then gives him a laser cannon to destroy 8 other robots made by evil Albert Einstein. 11 times. Then, before he dies, he builds a better one that looks old enough for consent, but evil Albert Einstein makes a red, blonde one to counter it and it's hotter. Then they team up and beat the lovechild of Lex Luthor and HAL9000 8-ish times. Then the blue one dies or something and the hot blonde has to defend the world from the plans of cyborg Hitler. He wins, but he dies. Then the probably-13-year-old girl love interest puts the souls of the hot blonde and the blue one into rocks, but they get stolen. Then the new gender-fluid protagonist has to find the rocks and beat another guy who's basically Lex Luthor also, and then another guy who's basically cyborg Hitler also. And then God's like "Noah was cool" and floods the world. Then a new blue robot child made from 20 polygons, give or take, goes on an island-hopping treasure hunt with his hot sister, but he's adopted so it's okay. And there's an almost-as-hot girl in a rival family who totally wants him for herself. But joke's on them, because after he beats two other robots with major genocidal tendencies, he gets stuck on the moon. The end. Because Capcom hates blue.

Alternatively, knock-off Thomas Edison invents the internet and his grandson does a lot of stuff on it with an internet blue robot dude that's probably totally illegal by our standards. Six times. Then radio gets discovered and Hikikomori-chan has to team up with a wolf-radio-wave man with an attitude to basically blow up a lot of constellations. A few times.
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Post by: mikey on May 15, 2016, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on May 15, 2016, 12:10:25 PMLeague of Legends sucks.
NA Cl>EUwotm8
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Post by: Hero of Trains on May 15, 2016, 04:55:04 PM
You get turned into a monster and meet your new friend who's obsessed with a rock. It gets stolen and you help him get it back because he's weak, and he forces you into a cult where you need to help other monsters for almost no pay. Then a green guy with a leaf on his head starts stealing stuff and you have to fix everything by stealing the same things but for a different reason, but nobody trusts you and you need to beat all the good guys up. Then all your work is undone, and you leave for the future and get left behind by the green guy who you're kind of a jerk to. Eventually you go back with grovyle as your friend now, but nobody trusts you so you can't join your cult again for a while. You steal all of the things Grovyle was stealing again, and take them to this broken tower by using the rock your friend was obsessed with. Then you climb a giant broken tower to fight an evil guy who can control time but still fights you normally. Once you win, you turn back into a human and leave your partner crying alone. Roll Credits After the credits, you decide to turn back into a monster again. If you don't watch after the credits because you're crying too much, you just cry your heart out more.

You're an annoying lawyer with no personality who is somehow trusted with a murder as your first case. You bluff your way through everything, and you always believe in your clients, even if they're murderous psychopaths (eventually you figure that one out, though). You go against a prosecutor who's obviously better in every way, except he keeps losing, his little sister, who's a sore loser, and a coffee obsessed hipster with nerdy glasses. Actually, let's go back to that prosecutor who's better in every way. First, he actually acts with logic, and is willing to call your bluff. He gets more character development than you, and more cases revolve around him then you (although Burger Girl is the queen of that). He's awesome enough to get two of his own games, too. Burger Girl is your assistant, who's only use is to contact to your previous helper, who is dead. She has the maturity of a 12 year old, and really loves burgers. She gets arrested multiple times for murder, and almost all of her family has been involved, too. She must have eventually gotten into some trouble, because she was replaced in the later games. Also, she thinks ladders and stepladders are the same thing. Heathen.
In the actual trial, you yell "Hold it!" every five seconds, sometimes changing it up with and "Objection!" when you actually have an idea. If you do something borderline illegal, it's okay because you're finding the truth. Until it's not, and you end up playing poker, drinking "grape juice" and getting framed for murder. The first witness is the inept detective who is paid less than dirt by the best prosecutor in existence. The last witness is always the real murderer, except for the cases that I can't specify without spoilers. Once they get caught, they do something dramatic like explode or clap themselves to death, and then you get confetti. At the end, a really cute picture comes up, the best of which is from Investigations 1. Look it up, Edgeworth is the best.
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Post by: mastersuperfan on May 15, 2016, 04:58:35 PM
The game hardly ever lets you do anything interactive, and when it does, whatever you do rarely matters at all.

pls it's a visual novel
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Post by: mikey on May 15, 2016, 05:38:17 PM
Quote from: mastersuperfan on May 15, 2016, 04:58:35 PMThe game hardly ever lets you do anything interactive, and when it does, whatever you do rarely matters at all.

pls it's a visual novel
sounds a bit like an RPG
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Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 15, 2016, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: mastersuperfan on May 15, 2016, 04:58:35 PMThe game hardly ever lets you do anything interactive, and when it does, whatever you do rarely matters at all.

pls it's a visual novel
I hope you're not talking about Asagao Acedemy...

It's a game where you race hot wheels. (I'm not even trying to make it sound bad)
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Post by: ZeldaFan on May 17, 2016, 08:29:41 PM
As a young boy who was often bullied for circumstances beyond your control, you are deemed the "Chosen One" by a giant tree. Just before death, the tree tells you about the evil man who cursed him, the man's search for a magic triangle, and how you are the last hope. You, a child who has never left his home forest.
As you journey out into the world, you meet a slew of strange characters (who sometimes give you stuff!), a giant owl, a baby horse, and a princess. After finding 3 magic gems (one of which was inside a giant fish king worshiped by a race of fish people), you and the princess open a portal to another realm, the evil man enters, steals the magic triangle, and takes over the land. Your spirit is sealed away for 7 YEARS (that's right, you spent 7 years in a coma) after which you are awoken to stop the evil man.
After journeying through various geographic locations, obtaining items like a magic ocarina and a mythical sword, and seeing a few people from your past you wish you hadn't, you are now a puzzle-solving master and ready to face the evil man. After an epic battle, he is sealed away in the other realm by 7 spiritual beings. You saved the princess and the world!
After a long talk, the princess decides to reward you by sending you back in time, before all this began so you can go back to your miserable life in the forest, being bullied daily because you are weak and different. But wouldn't doing this just repeat the whole ordeal again?? Who knows!!
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Post by: Nebbles on May 17, 2016, 08:33:23 PM
You're a silent robot with a memory loss problem who has to help save some bunny people from a crazy doctor and his deadly flowers.
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Post by: Sebastian on May 17, 2016, 08:36:49 PM
You're a communist plumber who gets sucked into a papery world. The stupid blonde princess is once again taken by the overrated Koopa who takes her castle into space. The communist plumber must save her by going through the poorly designed papery game one uncreative world at a time.
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Post by: DS on May 17, 2016, 08:43:39 PM
You're a furry in a plane in space with an annoying team of more furries that can't tell barrels from ailerons and who are supposed to save the badly-rendered furry galaxy from a floating brain with eyeballs.
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Post by: ZeldaFan on May 17, 2016, 08:58:34 PM
You are a single, middle-aged hacker who has control of Chicago's city-wide computer system using only your smartphone. After doing several illegal jobs with a lot of shady people, what do ya know, somebody wants revenge. Your 6-year-old niece died in the crossfire, and now you are trying to find out who ordered the hit. As you steal cars, murder and rob hundreds, put your family in danger, and hack and destroy the city infrastructure, you finally get to the bottom of it. It's an old man with heart failure who runs the underground sex trade. Doing all this still didn't bring back your niece though!
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Post by: Altissimo on May 17, 2016, 10:09:59 PM
Favorite game: You're in a magical world where jumping into paintings allows you to go into other worlds. However, unlike Kirby: Canvas Curse, the game makes very little attempt to explain this, no boss and nothing in the game ever utilizes this so it's not even a real motif - it's just a 3D map where they were high as fuck and said "let's let you jump into paintings". The game was clearly not playtested because it's one of the glitchiest games of all time and it's possible to straight up beat it in, like, 5 minutes. Maybe less. I don't keep up with speedrun shit because there's too many goddamn glitches. My favorite is the one where you can fall through the wall of an overworld building, when not trying very hard, and end up in a nigh-inescapable looping madness place.

Favorite series: You play as a lawyer. That's fucking dumb.
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Post by: mikey on May 18, 2016, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: ZeldaFan on May 17, 2016, 08:29:41 PMAs a young boy who was often bullied for circumstances beyond your control, you are deemed the "Chosen One" by a giant tree. Just before death, the tree tells you about the evil man who cursed him, the man's search for a magic triangle, and how you are the last hope. You, a child who has never left his home forest.
As you journey out into the world, you meet a slew of strange characters (who sometimes give you stuff!), a giant owl, a baby horse, and a princess. After finding 3 magic gems (one of which was inside a giant fish king worshiped by a race of fish people), you and the princess open a portal to another realm, the evil man enters, steals the magic triangle, and takes over the land. Your spirit is sealed away for 7 YEARS (that's right, you spent 7 years in a coma) after which you are awoken to stop the evil man.
After journeying through various geographic locations, obtaining items like a magic ocarina and a mythical sword, and seeing a few people from your past you wish you hadn't, you are now a puzzle-solving master and ready to face the evil man. After an epic battle, he is sealed away in the other realm by 7 spiritual beings. You saved the princess and the world!
After a long talk, the princess decides to reward you by sending you back in time, before all this began so you can go back to your miserable life in the forest, being bullied daily because you are weak and different. But wouldn't doing this just repeat the whole ordeal again?? Who knows!!
you forgot the part where your parents are dead and your mother abandoned you
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Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 18, 2016, 07:50:54 AM
Quote from: Nebbles on May 17, 2016, 08:33:23 PMYou're a silent robot with a memory loss problem who has to help save some bunny people from a crazy doctor and his deadly flowers.
Nintendo Badge Arcade? :D
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Post by: Dude on May 18, 2016, 08:45:21 AM
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 18, 2016, 07:50:54 AMNintendo Badge Arcade? :D
Cave story...

You tried though
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Post by: Nitro Indigo on May 24, 2016, 08:45:02 AM
Going to do a few more...

This game has sprites so pixellated it makes Pokémon Black and White 1 look good, and models so low-poly they wouldn't pass on the Sega Saturn. The cutscenes consist of characters standing around and occasionally angsting, and the plot is about giant death robots and MacGuffins, or something. Also, the characters are all furries.

This game has incredibly low-res textures even by DS standards, and you could get papercuts from the models, which also wouldn't pass on the Sega Saturn. The framerate stutters whenever there's a lot of enemies on screen. The entire cast is a bunch of idiots who need a random kid, who can stare into people's souls for some unexplained reason, to do everything for them, and the plot is basically Sonic '06 for kids.
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Post by: Nebbles on May 24, 2016, 08:47:14 AM
Four kids go to beat up the embodiment of evil with baseball bats, frying pans, laser guns and psychic powers. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by: Maelstrom on May 25, 2016, 06:03:51 PM
A kid with a large red sword that gives him visions in a strange filter hikes up two giant robots for revenge
Spoiler
For someone who isn't dead
[close]
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Post by: Altissimo on May 25, 2016, 06:07:41 PM
Quote from: Maelstrom on May 25, 2016, 06:03:51 PMA kid with a large red sword that gives him visions in a strange filter hikes up two giant robots for revenge
Spoiler
For someone who isn't dead
[close]

good
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Post by: Nebbles on May 25, 2016, 06:26:59 PM
A+ description
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Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 25, 2016, 06:37:57 PM
You're a kid, you're a squid, and you die by touching color.
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Post by: Dude on May 27, 2016, 02:00:38 PM
https://youtu.be/E7lHJXPKoX0
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Post by: Nitro Indigo on July 30, 2016, 08:27:18 AM
This thread was fun, and I have a new favourite game now.

A Sonic OC, ripped straight out of deviantART, with an annoying voice and his best friend, a blue sphere, go on a journey to save this random Zeerust girl from a couple of rejected Kirby villains. The game doesn't have the courtesy to give you multiple lives when you restart after getting a game over, and the version I played killed the franchise.
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Post by: E. Gadd Industries on July 30, 2016, 09:02:44 AM
My favorite: Yay! It's time for a vacation! So, you travel on your own private plane to an Italian, dolphin-shaped island in some archipelago (of other weirdly shaped islands) in some unnamed ocean. It's off to a great start, when you land on the runway but have to stop incredibly short thanks to BP, at it again, but with some crazy weird chemicals mixed in that harm you. No one knows they are drugs or what the crap is in that gunk. But it's like quicksand for everyone but you. The only way you can touch it is with water sprayed from a highly dangerous water jet pack that talks invented by some insane old guy who lives in a shack and fights ghosts (ouch).  After fighting some mutated creature that somehow lives in BP's "accident", you are briefly introduced to BP's mascot, who disappears shortly after. Something looks weird about the mascot, though. Oh well. No big deal. Out of the mess you cleaned up (it vanished after that creature died), a weird star wannabe appears from the ground. You look over & is it just the sweltering heat, or are those cops dressed in hula skirts coming your way? They drag you off to the main plaza and to some courtroom where you are immediately declared guilty in a one-sided trial of creating the mess that BP obviously spilled that spans the entire island. This is because BP's mascot looks a _little_ like you, but a few differences exist: BP's mascot is completely purple with red eyes & a freakishly long tongue, and carries a large graffiti brush (given to them by the exact same old bat). After spending the night in a jail cell (that has a gaping hole in the back, real secure, amirite?), you are informed of more mess in the front of the plaza, and this goo looks exactly like crap. No kidding. After cleaning up the mess, a massive statue _rises up out of the ground_ (must be like McDonalds) and on top is BP's mascot, who steals the girl of your dreams (although you were friend zoned) and the chase ensues! The mascot drops your girl & vandalizes the statue he was on, and jumps into it. Magic goop! So now you go around the island using the magic goop, chasing after this mascot & collecting those star wannabes, half of which are hoarded by the island's residents themselves, but they still blame you for their being lost.
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Post by: Dekkadeci on August 08, 2016, 10:01:59 PM
Quote from: Nitro Indigo on July 30, 2016, 08:27:18 AMThis thread was fun, and I have a new favourite game now.

A Sonic OC, ripped straight out of deviantART, with an annoying voice and his best friend, a blue sphere, go on a journey to save this random Zeerust girl from a couple of rejected Kirby villains. The game doesn't have the courtesy to give you multiple lives when you restart after getting a game over, and the version I played killed the franchise.
Dang it, if my guess is correct, I mentioned that game in the Spoil the ending of your favourite video game with no context (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=8706) thread.
My guess
Is it Klonoa--specifically Door to Phantomile or its remake?
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Here are games that I have played. Big hint: my gaming is almost all puzzle games on smartphones nowadays:

Here's a famous, highly critically rated game (I haven't played it):
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Post by: Trainer Ave on September 16, 2016, 08:48:57 AM
You capture animals and treat them as slaves and make your slaves fight to the death with other people's slaves and also somehow save the world by making your slaves fight to the death.
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Post by: cashwarrior1 on September 16, 2016, 02:04:10 PM
Yo-kai Watch! I know it's pokemon, shut up!
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Post by: mikey on September 16, 2016, 04:19:43 PM
I see a terrible description of shovel knight
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Post by: Nitro Indigo on September 17, 2016, 06:26:49 AM
I made a video about this, though there are a few non-video-game-things in it.
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Post by: Oronoco on September 18, 2016, 05:27:28 PM
I laughed at that GtI summary. I don't really agree about the text speed, but I've found I go through games two or three times more slowly than everyone else anyway. Games like that are more my speed.
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Post by: SlowPokemon on September 18, 2016, 06:11:26 PM
I'm actually more comfortable when the text speed is slow and unchangeable (thanks Ace Attorney).
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Post by: Oronoco on September 18, 2016, 06:18:37 PM
Yeah, I'm thinking about Ace Attorney and Golden Sun in particular. When there's that much dialogue, there's no point in rushing through it when you could slow down and enjoy it (and the music).
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Post by: mikey on September 18, 2016, 06:20:11 PM
I like text that doesn't change when I button mash because I do button mash but I also like it being faster
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Post by: Hero of Trains on September 18, 2016, 06:38:29 PM
I read quickly, but if text is at a faster speed I usually forget to look at the images and just rush through the words, like how if there's closed captioning on a movie I just read it and don't really watch as much.
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Post by: Nitro Indigo on September 19, 2016, 07:41:22 AM
A lot of the early text in GTI is tutorials.

Also, I was originally going to say they defeated the "snowflake" using "the power of friendship (trademark)". Not sure why I left that out.
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Post by: Yugi on September 23, 2016, 05:21:18 PM
You play as a Gary Stu protagonist who has to solve a murder with his friends, which involves fighting monsters in a traditional RPG battle system, investigating for things you can already know or guess, and having to talk to people and deal with the shit they give you in order to you to get stronger to go into more dungeons and fight more ~exciting~ battles.
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Post by: mikey on September 23, 2016, 05:33:49 PM
yugi what
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Post by: Maelstrom on September 23, 2016, 10:03:10 PM
Quote from: Yugi on September 23, 2016, 05:21:18 PMYou play as a Gary Stu protagonist who has to solve a murder with his friends, which involves fighting monsters in a traditional RPG battle system, investigating for things you can already know or guess, and having to talk to people and deal with the shit they give you in order to you to get stronger to go into more dungeons and fight more ~exciting~ battles.
Literally every JRPG ever
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Post by: Trainer Ave on September 26, 2016, 08:31:47 AM
The bigger you are the more people you can eat. Also this game has NO FUCKING SOUND