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Can't believe we didn't have one of these already!

Nintendo's conference is taking place at 9:00am Pacific Time on Tuesday June 12th. (that'll be at 8am for me, oof.)
They're confirmed to be showing off the new Super Smash Bros. game for Switch, but nothing else! What are you guys looking forward to? Any other conferences you're going to watch? (I'm planning on tuning in to Sony and Bethesda at least.) Any dream game announcements?

Nintendo's conference will be available here: https://e3.nintendo.com/

Kman and I play some video games. Check em out!

Is there anyone else who's played this here? Let's talk about it!

E G G   O R   N O ?

DO SOME NOMINATIONS BITCHES

Most Bulbasaur

Poopiest Butthole

Might be named Joebob

Had a 50/50% chance of being dead

Looks super stylin' in a pair of shades

Would gently kick their bff's posterier, giggle, and say, "I kicked your butt"

Reminds you of a traumatic experience you had when you were 6

Best pepperoni

A mouse with 4 buttons

Ice-T's second form, water T

Pine Tree

Shooting Star

Has possibly attempted to summon a demon

Has an actual banana in their pocket but whether they are happy to see you is up to personal interpretation

That one kid from middle school

The human form of that goddamn microsoft paperclip

It IS just a phase mom, but please still accept me for who I am at this moment.

The Most Shadowkirby

EvilSqueaky's alt

enjoys Cold showers

Yourself

Best organs to sell on the black market

Grew on a tree

Thinks Project M is superior to Smash 4

Started with Chikorita

One of them super soft sugar cookies with loads of soft icing that you can buy a dozen of at like Walmart or Safeway or something

Grandest Dad



NO SELF NOMINATIONS, ALL NOMINATIONS MUST BE DONE VIA PM

PART 1 - PREPARATIONS

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It was just like every evening for me. I sat at my desk, working on a project. I had just finished eating a ham and cheese sandwich, and was feeling parched, so I grabbed my water bottle to take a swig of that life giving liquid we all depend upon, wahen much to my dismay, I noticed it had run dry! This was an affront to my esophagus I simply could not let stand, so with a simple "brb", I closed the lid of my faithful computing device, took my key in hand, and my bottle in the other, and walked to the door that served as both entrance and exit to my living quarters, when I realized with an object in each of my hands, I could not open the one thing standing between myself and the hallway! With some incredibly quick thinking, I deposited my key into my pocket and turned the knob- the knob to water, and moreso, freedom!

TO BE CONTINUED

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PART 2 - THE HALL OF DOORS

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As I stepped foot into the hallway, I realized I had forgotten a cap to cover the opening of my beverage container! With even quicker thinking than I had used to place my key in my pocket, I stopped my door before it closed all the way! I dashed at the speed of a tired college student towards my desk, where I knew the cap lay, and placed it onto the opening of the plastic container. I then returned to the outside of my dormitory room, and began walking past several doors on the way to the water fountain. I was almost there, when one of the doors opened and a mysterious man stepped out into the hallway, but a few feet away from myself!

TO BE CONTINUED

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PART 3 - THE MAN

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This man who had appeared was a fellow who was unbeknownst to me, but appeared to be just as exhausted and ready for the sweet embrace of a good night's rest - or death, it really is hard to tell with college students. As we walked by each other, him towards the bathroom door, and I to the fountain, we each uttered a single word to each other - first myself, with "Hey," and then him, replying with the classic "Sup." The exchange was over just as quickly as it had begun, and we each continued towards our expected destinations. A few seconds later, I was finally there - the fountain of water!

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PART 4 - TOTAL REFILL

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I had finally done it - I had reached the destination I had been working towards for an entire minute! I removed the stopper from the top of my mass-produced recyclable canteen, angled it near the spout that I knew would dispense the drink I had been seeking, and pressed the button to let the plumbing do its job and begin the pressurized flow of water. within seconds, my bottle was completely filled, and my task was complete. I fastened the lid on one last time, in order to prevent spilling on my return to my dorm, and walked slowly back to my room. Almost ninety seconds had passed since I stood up from my computer. I wondered- had my friend messaged me back yet? Has my Steam game finished updating? But, these were all secondary to my final obstacle - the door. The same door I had to pass through when I left my room, the same door I had to pass through twice more when I forgot my cap and left again. I placed the bottle under my arm, took the key from my pocket, and unlocked the door. I opened it, and stepped into my room, but before I closed my door, I made sure to turn the key one last time to secure the door. At long last, my journey was complete. I sat down at my desk, uncapped my bottle, and took that large swig that had sent me on this epic quest- but it was not until it was too late, that I had realized half of my supply had been depleted. Regret instantly washed over me. Oh, how simple it would have been to simply drink directly from the fountain while I still had the chance. With a tone of defeat, I spoke two words before returning to my screen: "Oh well."

THE END

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I made this.

Mettaton First Form

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ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN SENT.

IT IS NOW NIGHT ONE. NIGHT ONE WILL END AT AROUND 8PM ALASKA TIME TOMORROW.


The players:

1. dajwxp

2. TheZeldaPianist275

3. Dudeman

4. NocturneOfShadow

5. Slowpokemon

6. Wrydryn

7. Olimar12345

8. Dude

9. BDS

10. davy


EDITED: Have some rules!

TEAM SKELETRON

Spoopy Snotelek Boss Man: looks like he's green because his human suit is very convincing!

Skeleton

Skeleton


Team Lazy Bears

Detective Bear (can see colors with his magnifying glass, aka the Seer)

Aegis Bear (has shield he can use to stop the spooky attacks, aka the Guardian)

Bear

Bear

Bear

Bear

Polar Bear who fell in some red paint (is told he's a bear, aka the Miller)




Every night the Skeletrons can choose to TOTALLY SPOOK one bear! The bears are old so if they get spooked they have a heart attack and DIE.

However, Dr. Bear created two useful items before his spooking:

The BEAR DEFIBRILLATOR (a one time revive)
(whichever bear writes the best spoopy story night 2 gets this)

and the SWORD OF HERO BEAR (a one time vigi)
Requirements will be posted for getting this item on night 3

Just finished season 2 and HOO BOY SO GOOD

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̹͉ͫͤͪ͡
̏ͩ̊̕
͍͙̰͓ͫY̺͕̜̞̲ ̨̺̄ͯ͋̏͑Ö̶̦̞̜̳̖̝͊̄̀ͧͬ̅ͅ ̻̺̟͚̞͟U̴̻̙͚̞̳͆̒͑ͬ͗ ͓̣ͪ͒͗͘ ͙͕̟̗̟͆ ̮̲͕ͨ͢ͅW͏̪͓̟ ̴̭̪͓̓̔̍̌̚I͎͈͖͉͓͑̒ͧ͢ ͙̤̫͇͙̫̘̄̀̑̑L̝̩̤̞̎̿̉ͨ̕ ̷ͨ͛̅Ḽ̨̩͍̎̍ͬͧ̎̑ͩ ̼͙̰ ̔ ̵̳́̏Ả̮̰̣̗ ̰̬͍̱̦͌ͪͤ́̉̎̚Ļ̬͓̖͕̰̺̪ͦ ̺̥̯̯̲̠̟̋̕L͖̦̭̭ͨ͂̋ͧ̎̊͡ ̓̃̐͞ ̨̩̭͇̂͊̉͊ ͛͒̽̾͐ͧͯB̜̟̟̭͎̫̥͌̓̃̋͊̅ ̾̾̅͌̒͏̗̥͔̟̹E̥̫͇ͬ ̴͓̦̜͔̞ͣͬ̇͒͒ͪͤ ̧̤̗̞͈̯ͪͥ̍ͬ̓̄͐ ̞̠̤̪̗͈͓̑ͪ͡S͆̏ͯ̀͛ ̦̙̣͕̮͓ͪͨ̎P̼̜̦̳̯ͨ̉ͫ̀ ̼̲̗̱̝͇ͥ̑̂ͥͥO͊̀ ̞̎O͕̯ͧͬ͒̏ ͉̫̰̫̹̐͗̑̈ͭ̌̈́K̫̲̤̦̭̮ͮ̅͒̅̽ͯ͢ ̲̭͔̟͍̭̃̽̓E͉̫̬̠̗̠̋͌͌̍͊ͣ̂ ̳͎̩̬̜̭́̀ͅD̜̰͚̗̖̱̱̋̋̑ͩ̇ͫ̚͜

Players:


TEAM SKELETRON

Spoopy Snotelek Boss Man: looks like he's green because his human suit is very convincing!

Skeleton

Skeleton


Team Lazy Bears

Detective Bear (can see colors with his magnifying glass)

Aegis Bear (has shield he can use to stop the spooky attacks)

Bear

Bear

Bear

Bear

Polar Bear who fell in some red paint (is told he's a bear)




Every night the Skeletrons can choose to TOTALLY SPOOK one bear! The bears are old so if they get spooked they have a heart attack and DIE.

However, Dr. Bear created two useful items before his spooking:

The BEAR DEFIBRILLATOR
(whichever bear writes the best spoopy story night 2 gets this)

and the SWORD OF HERO BEAR
Requirements will be posted for getting this item on night 3


1. dajwxp

2. TheZeldaPianist275

3. Dudeman

4. NocturneOfShadow

5. Slowpokemon

6. Wrydryn

7. Olimar12345

8. Dude

9. BDS

10. davy

Does anyone play Overwatch on PC? Let's team up!

NSM Battletags:

shadowkirby: EFitTrainr#1367

NSM has become a terrible place.

Our site is run by moderators who clearly play favorites, and have egos the size of Alaska. (I'm talking about Maestro and Dudeman, right here.)

Our sheet acceptance and updating process has gone to shit, thanks to people thinking they're good at something they are nowhere near qualified to do.
(Looking at you, Bespinben, with your edited comment about me and Dude.)

Some of the younger members are absolute assholes and get away with it because mods play favorites
(Looking at you, MarioLegoFan-er, I mean, Sebastian. It's because of your moronic actions that we can't use an alt for a joke.)

Jamaha, bless your heart, you are not doing your job with upkeeping this website. I know why that is, but it is still your responsibility to appoint someone else as ruler of this place in your absence. Probably Deku or something.





As some of you probably know, I was recently banned for several weeks after making an alt called GiIvaSunner and uploading joke arrangements.
I was hit with a ban for an alternate account, which is fine, I broke the rules and that's on me. I was also "Warned for plagiarism," because I used arrangements from the main site as the base for my jokes and submitted those jokes. Which is all they were. Jokes.

Play with me!

https://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=337


Game room password is "ericiscool"

6-player game, gogogo!

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Sir Lance-a-little

     Quite some time ago (About 1000 years, but not quite) in England, there lived a man named Archibald Lance-a-little. He lived in a little thatched roof cottage, and had a little farm. He was not content with this life, and longed to be a knight, slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, and have a LOT of fun! However, as he was a serf in feudal England, there really wasn't a chance of this happening. Probably.

     Also a long time ago (The same amount of time as previously) and also in England, there was a King named Richard the 2.5th. He wasn't very nice, and he had long black hair which was said to be so greasy that it could fill a lantern for a fortnight. Both of these traits came together to give him the name "King Dick the Slick."
   
     King Dick the Slick had a daughter named Susan. Unfortunately for her, King Dick never let her leave the castle after she broke up with a suitor, and threatened to burn down the three nearest villages. This did not sit well with Susan, who desperately wanted to enact her revenge on her ex. Eventually, Susan convinced a servant boy (Who was also named Susan - his parents weren't the brightest people, poor kid) to procure a messenger pigeon to send for help.

    Several moons later, 5 people who claimed to be knights arrived at the castle of King Dick, and so our story begins.

THE SUPAR MARYO BROTHERS

ONCE UPON A TIME, DINOSAURS WERE JUST WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT, WHEN...

BOOM! THEY WERE KILLED BY SPACE!!!11!

THEN, LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS LATER, IT WAS NEW YORK!!!!
AND THERE WAS SOME BABY WHO CAME FROM AN EGG BUT LOOKED LIKE A PERSON, BUT SHE'S NOT IMPORTANT.

THEN SOME FAT DUDE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY LUIGI!" (THE FAT DUDE WAS MARIO!)

THEN LUIGI WHO DIDN'T LOOK LIKE LUIGI BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE WAS ALL LIKE "WHATS UP MARIO IM TRYNA WATCH THE TV"

THEN MARIO WAS ALL LIKE "PLUMBING"

SO THEY WENT TO DO PLUMBING!!!

BUT THE SCAPLERS GOT THERE FIRST!!!

SO THEN THEY WENT TO SEE DINOSAUR BONES IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK!

AND THEN LUIGIS GIRLFRIEND WHO HE JUST MET GOT KIDNAPPED BY EVIL TERRORISTS FROM UNDERGROUND

SO THEN MARIO AND LUIGI WENT UNDERGROUND TO FOLLOW THEM

AND THEY FOUND THE DINOSAURS WHO DIED!!

BUT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE

AND THEN SOME THINGS HAPPENED WITH DOORS, FLOORS, AND DINOSAUR, AND MARIO MARIO AND LUIGI MARIO GOT THESE MAGIC SHOES THAT LET THEM JUMP REALLY HIGH!

AND THEN THEY SHOT THE EVIL DINOSAUR KING AND HE EXPLODED!!

AND THAT WAS THE END FOR A WHILE

UNTIL!!!!!

OH, WAIT.

IT WAS THE END.

THE END.

Rainbow Route 1: A medley of "Rainbow Route" from Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and "Route 1" from Pokemon: Blue Version

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[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/user-215049380/rainbow-route-1[/soundcloud]

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Here's how it works losers

You vote in the poll

What you vote for does the thing

the thing leads to a new thing

You vote in the poll again, et cetera.

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