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Now's a good a time as any, since I have no idea what Phase it is!!!  Title courtesy of FSM-Reapr.

Avanti!!!

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i lied it is actually two things

Spoiler

JAKE WU

Edmodo: I only worship what's natural, not manmade.  Why should I torture myself with man's artificial values when they deny me rights simply for being born a year after my brother?  For being a bastard son?  Why am I called a bastard when my mind and body are on par with any other man's?  Why am I a bastard lowlife?  They brand us with "base," with "baseness," "bastardy," "base," "base;" the words drive me insane!  At least, as a bastard, I was born in a moment of lust and pleasure than by the boring trifles of marriage sex.  Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.  Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund.  As to the legitimate – Fine word, "legitimate"!  We'll see where your legitimacy brings you when I reveal to father this falsified letter!
Gloucester: (walks in) Kent was banished?  The King of France has left?  King Lear's abdicated his power?  Why is this all happening?  Edmundo, what is going on?
Edmundo: (overtly putting away letter) I don't have a letter!!!
Gloucester: Umm, okay?  Why are you badly trying to hide that letter?
SUPER EDMODO: Ohhh, it's not a letter, it's umm, a piece of paper of no importance!
Gloucester: You were clearly reading it prior, what is it?
Ed: Nothing, my lord!
Gloucester: Give it here, Ed!
Eddy: Well, I guess I'll be insulting you whether I give it to you or not, so it's certainly in my best interest to give it to you. (hands it to him)  I only hope it was a test of my honour.
Gloucester: What the fornication are you talking about?  (reads letter)
"And I feel it be incontrovertible that sanguinary desires of mine prescribe me to entreat you to collude with me in the murder of our beloved father.  I need property because I'm a big fat dummy that flaunts his legitimacy all the time and how much better I am than bastards.  So, my bastard brother, Edward, shall we murder him together."
... What?  Where did you find this, Edison?
Edmodo Again: (lying badly) Umm, the messenger... wait, no, it was Edgar himself!  Err, actually, umm, I just found it in my room lying on the floor.
Gloucester: And you're absolutely sure this is his handwriting?
Eddy: Well, I did have one of the best scribe forgers make it, so yes.
Gloucester: ... What was that?
Ediquette: Umm, umm, I do have one of the best way to find forgers, that's it.  This letter is definitely written by him.
Gloucester: Oh, sounds legit, my illegit son.
But oh, the rascal!  Do you really think he would try to murder me?
Edmund: For his sake, I hope not.  I so much desire that this letter was only testing me.
Gloucester: Has he ever tested you before, Eddy?
Ed's Mod: Nope.  Only that he thinks that sons should coordinate their parents' properties and things.
Gloucester: Foul wretch!  I'll have him arrested and incarcerated!  Abominable villain!  Where is he?
Ed Meister: I do not know, my lord, but I could test him for you when he visits and you can hide over there while having absolutely no idea what the context of our conversation is about.
Gloucester: Sounds good! I just can't believe he would be such a fiend.
Edison: And I'm sure he's not, my lord.
Gloucester: Oh, this fiendish behavior by my son must be the result of the eclipse, yes!  The sun and moon do not bode well.  Disasters always come after eclipses, no matter what science says.  Kings Lear lost his power from senility, Kent is banished for the crime of speaking the truth, ohhh, the wretched eclipse! (hides)
Edmund: My father is a classic example of such idiocy.  My being born on the day of the jerk doesn't mean that I'm a colossal, duplicitous jerk... wait.  Well, whatever, people always use superstition to make themselves feel better about things.  Blame the sun, the moon, the stars, as if they forced us to be bad, or the heavens compelled us to be villainous or stupid.  I was under Ursa Major, so that it follows I am rough and lecherous!  Hark, had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing... Edgar!
Edgar enters.
I need to act professionally and subtly.
Edmund: Siiiigh.  Do re mi fa so la ti do.
Edgar: Umm, are you all right, brother?  What's the matter?
Edmund: An astrologer wrote what the eclipse today would predict.
Edgar: And you believe this?  Since when?
Edmund: When was the last time you met father?
Edgar: Umm, last night.
Edmund: And what did you two talk about?  Did he show any displeasure on his face afterwards?
Edgar: Not that I know of, why?
Edmund: Try to remember, you may have offended him.  Right now, he's so mad, that if he hit you, he would still ragequit.
Edgar: Oh dear!  I fear that someone may have spread lies about me then.
Edmund: I was also afraid of that.  I pray you, have a continent forbearance till the speed of his rage goes slower.  Here's the key to my house.  If you ever decide to go outside, bring a gun.
Edgar: Umm, bring a gun?
Edmund: It's good advice!  Haven't you read about America's Second Amendment and how there are like no gun crimes there because people are afraid to shoot each other?
Edgar: Will I hear from you soon?
Edmund: I do serve you in this business.
Edgar exists.
A credulous father, and a brother noble.  Whose nature is so far from doing harms that he suspects none.  He believes me so easily.  Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit.  Just as I would see fit.

[close]

Spoiler

Act IV Scene II
JAKE WU: THE SEQUEL
Setting: Outside the palace of the Duke of Albany.
[Goneril and Edm-is a huge jerk-und (the bastard child that was born from his father impregnating someone other than his wife and who is also an illegitimate child and who also wasn't born from a legal mother and did I mention he was a bastard?  Because he's a bastard.) enter]
Tyrannosaurus Gonzales: (flirty) Why, hello there, hot st-, I mean, my lord.  I'm surprised my bland husband didn't meet us along the way here.  Oswald, where's your Master?
Oswald: Inside, ma'am, but he's changed more than any man could.  When I told him the French army had landed, he smiled, when I told him you were to arrive, he responded that it was "the worse," and when I told him about Gloucester's treachery, he called me a "sot" and said I had everything all wrong!
Gone Gone Eril: (to Edmodo) Don't come with me.  He's a coward, unlike you. (twirls hair around finger)  I have to change my appearance when I'm around him (This isn't even my final form!) since I'm a duplicitous jerk, just like you!  We should totally get marri- I mean, we'll entrust Oswald to communicate our  messages to each other.  Messenger pigeons are such a drag.  Lean your head, Edmund. (kisses head) I will be your Mistress in the future, just you wait!
Edmister: Of course, my fair lady.  (exits)
Erilgone: Dearest Glouchester!
(SUPER EDMODO exits)
He's such a hunk.  Too bad that I'm sharing my bed with the fool that's my husband.  Oh, Edmund, you deserve a woman, a woman like me!
Oswald: I would hate to interrupt your perverse fantasies, but my lord is coming, ma'am. (exits)
(Albany enters)
Albany: Gonerasaurus, you are not even worth the dust the wind blows onto your ugly face.  Your evil nature that will go against your own kin!  Soon, you will come to face your just desserts.
Goneril: It takes one to know one!
Albany: ... What?
Goneril: Oh, sorry, I thought you were going to say I was an idiot or something.  Well, whatever, everything you said is foolish.
Albany: Did you even listen to a word I said?  Bah, the evil don't have any respect for wisdom and goodness.  You and your sister are tigers, not daughters.  Your father's a gracious and revered old man who even a choleric bear would lick with affection.  Did his giving you two his kingdom madden him?  If Heaven does not send its angels to tame your heinous actions, humanity will thus be doomed.
Goneril: Hahaha, that's such a stupid thing to say.  That a bear would lick him.  You milk-livered man!  Only a fool would pity victims!  The King of France has his army on our peaceful lands and you only complain and whimper about why without taking any action!
Albany: Watch your words, devil!  We don't notice how deformed the devil's face is, as we imagine it as ugly, but such horrendousness becomes salient on the face of a cruel woman!
Gone 'With the Devil' ril: You arrogant fool that does silly things!
Capital of NY: You change your form like a shapeshifter.  You're a two-faced devil.  If I had no restraint, I would punch your face until it was bloody.  But even if you're devilish in character, you still are a woman, and I cannot harm a woman.  Besides, if I were to smack you, that would improve your face if anything.
Gonearail: Marry, your manhood, mew!
Albany: You're spouting nonsense now!
Gonerilsss: I was obviously making a Pokemon reference.
(Enter First Messenger)
Albany: What news?
Messenger: My good lord, the Duke of Cornwall has been killed after being stabbed by a servant while he was trying to gouge Gloucester's eye.
Albany: ... his eye?
Messenger: Yes, a faithful servant, enraged and remorseful after seeing Cornwall's atrocious act, leapt and stabbed the perpetrator.  In response, Cornwall stabbed and killed the servant, but soon after died from his own wounds as well.
Albany: Ha!  This shows that there is justice in Heaven after all.  And what of his other eye?
Messenger: Aye, sir.  (to Goneril) Ma'am, this letter is from your sister, who demands a speedy answer.
Gogogogogogoneril: On one hand, I love the fact that Regan's husband died.  Like, she can't even dress fashionably, she doesn't deserve someone as hot as Cornwall!  On the other hand, since she's widowed, she might try to seduce SUPER EDMODO, and I will not stand for it!  I'll respond to her letter soon then. (exits)
Albany: Where was the super bastard (ha, I bet you thought I was going to say SUPER EDMODO) when Gloucester's eyes were being gouged?
Messenger: He was coming this way with his wife, sir.
Albany: Where is he now then?
Messenger: No, my lord, he's not here.  I met him going back on my way here.
Albany: Is he aware of this wicked crime?
Messenger: Aye, he denounced his father in the first place.  He left the house so that Cornwall would have an easier time murdering his father.
Albany: Gloucester, I'll live on forever being grateful for the loyalty you've shown to our King.  Come here, friend, tell me all you know.
EXEUNT

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please enter in a chaotic fashion

Can't Host!
MaestroUGC/Mephistopheles
FSM-Reapr

I couldn't think of a good pun, so this have to do, sorry, everyone!!!

Let's do this!!!

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EDIT: My mistake, FSM-Reapr!  I had forgotten that you just hosted!

Nämä isäntähaut ovat suomeksi. Onnea!

Saa isännöidä ensi isäntähauissa-
Lintu

Saa isännöidä sen jälkeen-
MustaLohikäärmeenSurmaaja
davy

To the TARDIS.  Allons-y???


EDIT:
May Host Next Sign Ups -
Yugi
MaestroUCG

May Host Afterwards -
Bird ()

guys its so hot outside

Those who may host next Sign Ups:
vermilionvermin
blueflower999

Those who may host afterwards:
davy

I guess I should make this now???

Those who may host next Sign Ups:
SlowPokemon
the_last_sheikah

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vermilionvermin
blueflower999

look guys there was no pun this time its a special host sign ups

I was told to make this thread, so...!

Copy Paste!!!

So singles awareness day is getting close for 2013...I thought it might be fun to post secret valentines to each other anonymously since every could use some love on that that day instead of being laughed at by their siblings or friends with significant others >__> And if you have someone to give you chocolates/flowers/bears, etc, feel free to sign up anyway!

What to do: Draw a valentine (yes, it should be an image file of some kind) to the person you're assigned to and submit it by 11:59 PM February 13th EST (GMT -5). Once it's submitted, it will be collected by Jub (Cupid) and posted on the thread shortly. Once you sign up, you have to make one. Don't leave your recipient with an empty post, because everyone will know who didn't send one xD And don't be mean and expect something in return for nothing, etc.

How it works:

1. Sign up on this thread! Deadline to sign up is 12:00AM Tuesday, February 12th. If you're shy, you can PM Jub to sign up.
2. Jub will PM everyone with their recipient after the deadline, probably sometime around the 9th. Recipients will be decided with a random number generator. No complaints on who you get and who he/she is.
3. Write your valentine!
4. Submit anonymously. Details are pending, but right now, it seems you can just submit it to Jub via PM.
5. Jub collects the valentines and posts them on this thread after midnight, Feb. 14th. That way you Aussies can see them on the holiday as well. Hopefully. Midnight EST should be around 4 PM for you guys in Australia.
6. Of course there's nothing stopping you from submitting some valentines on your own. But the plan here is to make sure everyone who signs up gets something


Rules
1. No pornography. Completely serious about this one...preferably nothing nude at all. If you must post a picture of Michelangelo's David or something, use fig leaves to censor. There are kids here!
2. Picture should be no bigger than 600x600.
3. Keep things secret! Don't swap your recipient with someone else even if you "don't like him/her".  The point is to appreciate everyone on this forum^^ Think hard about what to say to him/her and what you like about them. There's always something. Failing that, cyber stalk. Look at the person's arrangements, photos or posts. There's got to be something nice there.
4. Be nice! Don't send valentines that say "you're stupid". Those won't be uploaded and you'll probably be berated by whoever got you.

Maybe a "how to write a valentine" post will be posted if everyone has a hard time writing them. Have fun!

<3

1. Yugi
2. SuperFireKirby
3. BlackDragonSlayer
4. Olimar12345
5. K-NiGhT
6. Concerto
7. Saria
8. SlowPokemon
9. Bubbles7689
10. shadowkirby
11. MassiveMayhem

[Friendliest:]

NO CLUE IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT I'M DOING IT ANYWAY.

So here's the basic idea, you all nominate yourself/each other through PM to me for different superlatives and then we either vote through PM or through topic poll and award that user the superlative.  He/She may or may not also receive a special prize.

So post more nominations and I'll compile a list.  After that, everyone can begin nominating through PM and we can host a secret ballot in this topic (or through PM; PM would probably be much more efficient, thinking about it) for each nomination.

Gogogogogogogogogo.


NSM in general:
Friendliest: Bubbles7689, blueflower999, Mashi
Likeliest to Be an Ice Fairy: Winter, SuperFireKirby, Ruto, Yugi
Nicest: Nebbles, Jub3r7, Ruto
Scariest: KefkaticFanatic, Shadoninja, SuperFireKirby
Sexiest: SuperFireKirby, SlowPokemon, FSM-Reapr
Longest: sipan1234, Bubbles7689, FSM-Reapr, SlowPokemon, Roz~
Most Improved: FSM-Reapr, blueflower999, Saria
Most Changed: Kman96, SuperFireKirby, MaestroUGC, SlowPokemon, blueflower999, Yugi, ZeldaFan
Cutest: Bubbles7689, Saria, Nebbles, Jub3r7
Smartest: Ruto, Mashi, Olimar12345, SlowPokemon
Most A+: Mashi, Bird, Jub3r7
The Frivolousest: Mashi, Concerto, SlowPokemon
Best LPer: Nebbles, MaestroUGC
Calmest: Mashi, MaestroUGC, Ruto, spitllama
Most Likely To Be A Closet Animes Fan: Jompa, KefkaticFanatic, Yugi
Best Couple: Ruto+dahans, ETFROXX+Hugo, Bubbles7689+FSM-Reapr, Bubbles7689+Kman96, Mashi+Everyone, SFK+ETFROXX, Bubbles+Kman+shadowkirby+fsm+waddle bro, shadowkirby and Kman96, Saria+Ruto, Everyone+Everyone
Most European: FSM-Reapr, Waddle Bro, Jamaha, CobraRoll
Most Canadian: Roz~, Shadoninja
Most American: SuperFireKirby, SlowPokemon, MaestroUGC
Likeliest To Be In Tinychat: Olimar12345, shadowkirby, blueflower999
Most GOGOGOer: shadowkirby, iDOWN
Prettiest: Nebbles, Bubbles7689, Ruto, Roz~
Cutest Friends: Mashi+Jub3r7, Kman96+shadowkirby, Bubbles7689+Kman96, shadowkirby and Kman96, Ruto and SlowPokemon, Mashi+Bird+vermilionvermin
Most Likely To Succeed: SlowPokemon, Mashi, Raymondbl
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, MaestroUGC, SlowPokemon
Best Eyes: SlowPokemon, Nebbles, Wrydryn
Best Reviewer of Stuff: blueflower999, SlowPokemon, MaestroUGC
Best To Bring Home To Mom And Dad: Bubbles7689, fingerz, Bird, SlowPokemon, Kman96, blueflower999
Best Artist: Bubbles7689, Ruto, and Nebbles
Best Storyteller: K-NiGhT, drpamplemousse, SuperFireKirby
Best Arranger: Bespinben, Shadoninja, DekuTrombonist
Best Composer: Bloop, MaestroUGC, SlowPokemon
Best Updater: DekuTrombonist, shadowkirby, Concerto
Best Sheet Reviewer: DekuTrombonist, Winter, Olimar12345
Best Moderator: Mashi, Jamaha, Winter, Shadoninja
Best Avatar: Jub3r7, Mashi, dahans
Best Signature: Bubbles7689, Mashi, Kman96, BlackDragonSlayer, Olimar12345, shadowkirby, Concerto, Waddle Bro, Pit
The Strongest: SuperFireKirby, Jamaha,, Kman96, Kefka, FSM-Reapr, No one because we're all scrawny and weak.
Best Yaoi Fanboy/girl: Ruto, Dude, Yugi
Best Bestest To Bestly Bester Other Bests: Kman96, blueflower999, Mashi
Best Not Best: FSM-Reapr, Zintendo, K-NiGhT, Jub3r7, SuperFireKirby, shadowkirby, Mashi
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Mashi, Bubbles7689, Jub3r7, Ruto
Most Pokemon Champion Material: Roz~, Mashi, Waddle Bro, SlowPokemon, Shadoninja, FSM-Reapr
Most Talented: Ruto, Everyone, dahans, FSM-Reapr, shadowkirby, Waddle Bro, MaestroUGC, SlowPokemon, K-NiGhT, Olimar, Bloop
Most Positive: SuperFireKirby, Mashi, K-NiGhT
Most Missed NSM Member: Bespinben, Frankie D, Raymondbl, dahans, Nebbles, drpamplemousse, Harvest, Kman96, triforced01

Best TWG: Bowser's Big Blast, Lantern Keeper, Sauce Is Pretty Coll, Mashi (yes, I was nominated for best TWG), Blast to the Past
Best Human TWGer: Mashi, Bird, Liggy
Best Wolf TWGer: Mashi, vermilionvermin, MaestroUGC
Most Improved TWGer: Mashi, Yugi, FSM-Reapr, blueflower999
Funnest TWGer: Mashi, MaestroUGC
Most Manipulative TWGer: Mashi, vermilionvermin, Bird, MaestroUGC
Best Host: SuperFireKirby, the_last_sheikah, MaestroUGC, Bird, FSM-Reapr, Mashi
NSMer That Should Start Playing TWG The Most: Ruto, Everyone, Concerto, Mashi, RAWREZ~, Kman96, Shadoninja
Permamiller: BlackDragonSlayer, Mashi
TWGer You Would Want On Your Side: Mashi, vermilionvermin, Bird
Hardest TWGer To Read: Mashi, vermilionvermin
Most Suspicious TWGer: Mashi, K-NiGhT, BlackDragonSlayer
Most Inactive TWGer: shadowkirby, Mashi, Concerto
Most Unconventional TWGer: Mashi, FSM-Reapr, K-NiGhT, BlackDragonSlayer
Most Likely To Dances With Wolves: Mashi, SuperFireKirby, spitllama, MaestroUGC, TheBoyWhoCriedWOlf, Bubbles7689

[Additionally, we'll open the poll for voting at 8:00 PM CST on Thursday (the 31st).]

I'm off to school!!!

Additionally, we'll open the poll for voting at 8:00 PM CST on Thursday (the 31st).

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II - SlowPokemon - [LINK]
72 Hours Remaining - FSM-Reapr - [LINK] [UPDATED LINK]
Whatever Bird's Game Is Called - Bird - [LINK]
The Dangerous Flora and Fauna of Umbra - BlackDragonSlayer - [LINK]
Untitled - Liggy - [LINK]
It's Complicated - The Boy Who Cried Wolf - [LINK]

[EDIT: Note that all potential Hosts who post a game will not be permitted to sign up for the next two Host Sign Ups, with the exception of the second place winner.]

i made this like 3 hours ago but forgot to click 'post'

EDIT: Note that all potential Hosts who post a game will not be permitted to sign up for the next two Host Sign Ups, with the exception of the second place winner.

Hosts so far:

Waddle Bro - Doctor Two - [LINK]
SocialFox - Survivor: Cook Islands - [LINK]
Davy - The Notebooks of Death - [LINK]
MaestroUGC - Relax, I'm a Doctor - [LINK]

Avanti!!!

Gogogogogogogo.

i actually did something today

omg verm verm you were supposed to make this im taking a break omg

In this topic, we have educated discourse on Presidents!!!  And we have polls about Presidents (a few may be obscure, to give certain obscure Presidents a chance!) and they're cool and stuff.

First poll will be, which President was the most interest President to learn about???

Also, I stopped at Bush Sr., since probably no one at the forum existed at the time, it marked the end of the Cold War, and I wanted to end on 40 because multiple of ten, wooo (yes, this means that I'm not counting Cleveland twice because screw the government, the same person shouldn't count as two separate Presidents simply for not serving consecutive terms!!!).  I'm sure we're mature enough to discuss politics without political strife, but I'm going to stray away from modern politics for now. 

Avanti!

Also, after some TWC discussion, it has been decided that MaestroUGC will be banned for this game due to his purposeful shenanigans last game.  That will be all.

[1. Liquid Snake]

TWG: Snakes on a Plane

1. Liquid Snake - Poisons someone each night phase.
2. Solid Snake - Cannot be poisoned.
3. Big Boss Snake - Master wolf (seered Green). Can determine someone's role each night phase. Appears red when poisoned.
4. Badger Badger Badger Snake - Brutal Wolf.  If lynched, send the Host a PM with the name of a Player.  That Player dies with him/her. Starts with one mushroom antidote, which lasts until given away or used.

5. Human Doctor - Cures someone each night phase.
6. Seer - Cannot be poisoned. However, once poison is used on him, seer results are disorted (red to green, green to red, blue to blue).
7. Cool Guy - Learns who gets the mushroom antidote each night phase.
8. Human - Cannot be poisoned. Doesn't know that though.
9. Human - Cannot be poisoned. Doesn't know that though.
10. Human
11. Human
12. Human
13. Human
14. Human
15. The Pain, as portrayed by Nicholas Cage - Doesn't know he's red. As long as The Pain is alive, there will be a buzzing noise at the start of every Day Phase.
16. Raiden who hisses - Doesn't know he's red.  As long as Raiden who hisses is alive, there will be a hissing noise at the start of every Day Phase.

Universal Effects:

• Color Cardflipping - when a person dies, their color is revealed to the thread.
• Two poisons and a mushroom antidote are randomly distributed each night phase to three players. The players are alerted by a PM telling them what they got. After the doctor is dead, only one poison will be distributed.
• Seerings come before poisons, poisons activations come before antidotes and antidotes come before a used poison will bring about a person's death.
• Poisons and mushroom antidotes only exist during the phase they were given.
• Poisons last two full phases before the person keels over. So if they're poisoned at night, they die at the end of the next night phase. They will be sent a PM alerting them as soon as they're poisoned.

I'm going to let davy host this game if he accepts to do so, since he hasn't ever had a chance to host forever now.  If you would like to be in, say "Sauce Is Pretty Coll."

1. Mashi
2. vermilionvermin
3. Bubbles7689
4. SocialFox
5. Mr. Saturn
6. Bird
7. blueflower999
8. Kman96
9. gzgregory
10. Wrydryn
11. Jub3r7
12. MaestroUGC
13. K-NiGhT
14. spitllama
15. FSM-Reapr
16. Spyro