Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but genies put ironic twists on wishes as well, so either way you're screwed.

I wish this topic was locked and deleted, along with the other one, and no one could make another topic like it.

[Zunawe]

Not granted.

I wish it weren't possible to wish these topics locked/deleted. (Why is everybody doing this?)

[K-NiGhT]

Not granted.

I wish this topic was locked and deleted, along with the other one, and no one could make another topic like it, because this topic is insanely dumb.

[Zunawe]

I think it's kinda fun. If you don't like it you can always just not read it/post in it. No need to destroy it.

[blueflower999]

^

Granted. The paradox that is created then removes it.

I wish K-Night wouldn't hate this topic.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted. Now I hate you 

[TheZeldaPianist275]

I wish that there were more than five Platonic solids.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish that there were more than five Platonic solids.

Granted. You go insane trying to discover all 1,789,443 of them.

I wish for a cure for the common cold!

[K-NiGhT]

Granted. It kills you.

[FSM-Reapr]

I wish for a smiley face.

[TheZeldaPianist275]

I wish for turtles to fly.

[blueflower999]

Granted. But it takes them 100 years to get enough movement to lift off the ground.

I wish I was a mod.

[K-NiGhT]

Not granted >:O

Lol that wish where I hate you is still in effect.

[Dudeman]

I wish that K-NiGhT would actually post a wish whenever he posts.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish that K-NiGhT would actually post a wish whenever he posts.

Granted. Every time, it makes you even angrier.

I wish for porkchops.