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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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Bubbles

No I knew that, but most Braille isnt written on spheres

TheZeldaPianist275

-___- it's a joke, does it HAVE to make perfect sense?

SlowPokemon

^only if you want it to be funny
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Zunawe

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupt- MOOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor.
Interrupt- You have cancer.

I think the first one has already been put here, but the second is better after the first. I just found it really random, and kinda funny.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

FSM-Reapr

Guess what the orphan child got for Christmas?
CANCER!

HAHAHAHAhahahaha...haha..ha...h... :(

Zunawe

I didn't mean it that way. . .
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

TheZeldaPianist275

Quote from: Zunawe on October 31, 2012, 02:54:53 PMI didn't mean it that way. . .

I think we should pretty much have a no cancer-joke policy.

blueflower999

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

...He wiped.
Bulbear! Blueflower999

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: blueflower999 on October 31, 2012, 03:13:12 PMWhat did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

...He wiped.
Oh that's so disgusting... eruugh...
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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blueflower999

Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on October 31, 2012, 03:22:07 PMOh that's so disgusting... eruugh...
Nothing compared to Universe's joke on Page 2  ::)
Bulbear! Blueflower999

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on December 12, 2010, 12:56:27 PMTHERE WERE NO LOLZ IN THAT JOKE.

IF I WERE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH HITLER, BIN LADEN, AND THAT JOKE AND I HAD A GUN WITH ONLY 2 BULLETS, I'D SHOOT THAT JOKE TWICE.
And then I'd have to strangle the others...
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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SlowPokemon

Lol it's one of those shock effect things where rather than laugh you might cringe or something.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Roz~

Clearly NYC doesn't have the Storm Drain ability.
Somehow that made me laugh way more than it should've .___.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 13, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
Thanks. For a moment there I was worried, though. I almost needed to blow you.

TheZeldaPianist275

Quote from: Roz~ on November 01, 2012, 05:15:49 PMClearly NYC doesn't have the Storm Drain ability.
Somehow that made me laugh way more than it should've .___.
Ha, me too.

Quote from: Bubbles7689 on October 30, 2012, 08:26:00 PMNo I knew that, but most Braille isnt written on spheres
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 31, 2012, 08:33:17 AM^only if you want it to be funny

You guys... sheesh.  Braille doesn't have to be written in a book.
FINE BE THAT WAY AND BE PICKY ABOUT JOKES THAT MAKE SENSE

-What would George Washington do were he alive today?
-Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

BlackDragonSlayer

Time for a classic joke!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. During the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says:
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

Watson replies: "I see millions and millions of brilliant stars."

"And what do you deduce from that?"

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets, some potentially like Earth; I can observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

After thinking for a moment, Holmet replies: "I think someone has stolen our tent."
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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