Language Phrasebook Topic (Likely NSFW)

[mikey]

This thread is very colorful

[Bloop]

yap it is

I saw more in the op so I'll be translating those as well

Restaurant

I'd like to doggie bag this, please. (Pack up the leftovers to go)
Ik zou dit graag in een bagje willen, alstublieft.

Getting out of trouble

I'm taken.
Ik ben bezet.

Stop being sexy.
Stop eens met sexy zijn.

Getting in trouble/dirty stuff

yo ass so fine
mooi kontje

[Roz~]

Yeah, the formal part was a joke, but changing "photo de toi nu" to "photo nue" was serious.

Uh, no.


Restaurant

I'd like to doggie bag this, please. (Pack up the leftovers to go)
Canadian French: J'aimerais l'avoir pour emporter / Je voudrais un doggie bag
No clue if it's the same in France (not sure if they use doggie bag or not there)
Getting out of trouble

I'm taken.
Je suis pris/prise
J'ai déjà quelqu'un

Stop being sexy.
Arrête d'être sexy.

Getting in trouble/dirty stuff

yo ass so fine
T'as un beau cul

[DrP]

Yeah, the formal part was a joke, but changing "photo de toi nu" to "photo nue" was serious.

Uh, no.

This. Not all words need to be changed for gender

I'd like to doggie bag this, please. (Pack up the leftovers to go)
Canadian French: J'aimerais l'avoir pour emporter / Je voudrais un doggie bag
No clue if it's the same in France (not sure if they use doggie bag or not there)

Yeah, in France they just ask J'aimerais l'avoir pour emporter?

[Roz~]

Yeah that's what I thought. They use a couple english words/expressions but I was assuming doggie bag wasn't one of them

[Ruto]

Ohh crap I have just updated this and it took a while!

I included some 白話 (more accurately translated at vernacular since it's not limited to just spoken Cantonese in SE China apparently...) stuff too. And concluded there's a huge difference between spoken/written/dialects.

[mikey]

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[Xaoz]

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Good boy.