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What's the worst that could happen?

Started by Davey, August 20, 2008, 09:21:51 AM

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Davey

In this forum game, you say a situation and a person replies with a real and unreal answer.

Example:
"Playing Xbox 360"

Person's Reply:
"Realistically: You get a Red Ring of Death."
"Unrealistically: You get a Red Ring of Death and you yourself die".

I'll start.


Watching Television.

HugoMeister

Realistic: Poor vision (sitting too close)

Unrealistic: Teletubbies makes you gay from a young age.

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"Walking the Dog"


Quote from: sipan1234bow to the longest child ever

Brawler4Ever

Dog poops on the sidewalk


Dog eats the mailman.

([h'r] no apostraphe)

Chemistry Class Lab Day
Even when everyone else has gone,
I will punch the punching bag until a game comes on. XD

10 years later. Still Brawling!

Composer #40

Realistic: Smells funny and people burning themselves
Unrealistic (or is it!?): Someone accidentally made poison gas and another blew up the school.



On a boat during a hurricane.

It happens Every. Day!

KefkaticFanatic

You die.

Your boat turns into a super nuke and kills the world

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Sleeping (:P have fun)



me irl
[close]

Mike

Realistically: Wet dream.

Unrealistically: Gamer having heterosexual dreams.



While on the toilet

Dekudude

Finding a spider inside.
Finding 200,000 spiders inside.



Browsing NSM ;D

HugoMeister

People who don't care about NSM flaming people who do care about NSM.
Those people who don't care and continue to flame being punished.

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Going to Grandma's house.


Quote from: sipan1234bow to the longest child ever

Dude

Eating lots of pie
Eating too much pie and exploding (wee)

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Looking for vids in Youtube.

Dekudude

XD nice, HugoMeister.



Finding a video of someone doing something stupid.
Finding a video of someone doing something stupid... WHILE NAKED.



Eating Chinese food.

Davey

Realistic: You get hungry an hour later.  8)

Unrealistic: The chef was fired right before making this food, he was mad and he wiped his ass with it.



Eating too much pizza.

Dekudude

Choking, and dying.
Choking, falling over, squishing your dog, THEN dying.



Not using the [ hr ] tag on this board.

HugoMeister

#12
Quote from: Dekudude on August 20, 2008, 06:25:22 PMXD nice, HugoMeister.

Btw, that wasn't a joke.

You end up with a separator not unlike mine, Dude's, or Gamer's.
The internet decides it hates you and emails russia to bomb your house.

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Walking through the female undergarments aisle at your local department store in order to cut a few minutes from your trip to the checkout.


Quote from: sipan1234bow to the longest child ever

Wrydryn

You find your ex and get back with them
You fall into a pit of girls wanting to eat you RAWR!!*chomp*

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Srry forgot to add

Riding your Bike

Gooch

Realistic: Rides the bike into the sunset
Unrealistic: Rides the bike into the sunset and bursting into flames because of it. (sorry, 'tis late and im not focusing)


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Going to the hospital, only to find that your doctor is Gregory House.