"Guess the word"-game

[Jub3r7]

I have a lazer cut going right in between my left cheek bone, gums, and teeth.
Basically, I'm in a lot of pain right now....

[fabbemannen]

I guess my friend won't get any kids now. N-E-V-E-R sneak up behind me when I'm on nsm!

[SlowPokemon]

My oatmeal creme pie just got hit by a laser...

[Jub3r7]

I forgot what this topic was, and when I remembered a laser shot through the vein in my neck.

[Winter]

Well I have no right shoe, there's a hole in my couch, AND my cat now needs crutches.

Darnit.

[Maretocks]

Oh fun. My left forearm is now hollow.

[SlowPokemon]

Well considering my left index finger was touching just above my upper lip I'm pretty screwed.

[Jub3r7]

I'm in luck. It was pointing towards the floor.

...Where I had my feet crossed.

_{Goodbye, right big toe.} 

[Winter]

Well let's see I burned a hole through my hard drive and then the beam went under my armpit (whew)

[SlowPokemon]

HUGE BUMP BUT THIS GAME IS A TON OF FUN

If you don't know what's going on, read the OP.

My hand was resting under my chin and my finger was pointing straight at my crotch. ._.

[FireArrow]

I lost the armrest on my chair...

[Yugi]

I just cut a table in half.

[blueflower999]

It went through my head.

[Bubbles]

Right through my left eye

[Yugi]

I just cut the libarian in half