The person below me is...

[Maretocks]

Not artificially. Although my fringe has gone from dark dark brown to copper, and it looks totally rad.

The person below me uses slang such as "dude", "radical", "tubular", etc.

[universe-X]

Sometimes

The person below me needs a flash drive

[SuperFireKirby]

Nope


The person below me keeps a list of terrible pick-up lines on him at all times.

[universe-X]

In my head...

The person below me is a fan of lamps

[Maretocks]

I love...lamp.

The person below me would rather be blind than deaf.

[SuperFireKirby]

I would rather still have the ability to hear the sounds of the world rather than to see them. So yes.


The person below me would rather be deaf than blind.

[universe-X]

No, and for the same exact reasons.

The person below me would like to never feel pain.

[Maretocks]

No, because then you can't tell if you're hurt. Which would suck. Unless it's obvious, i.e., you're missing half your face, seeing as you don't need pain to tell you that you're dead. But then again, dinosaurs can't either.

The person below me understood the relevance of dinosaurs to everything else in that paragraph.

[universe-X]

Somewhat

Also, pain is there to tell you your boundaries...

The person below me wants to make CDs for their teachers

[Maretocks]

Yes. I totally want to listen to Ultimate Koopa while plotting parabolas.

The person below me enjoys foreshadowing.

[universe-X]

Meh,

The person below me hates hypocrits.

[dahans]

They are really funny, so I don't really hate them^^.
The person below me IS a hypocrit.

[universe-X]

( )

The person below me considers the thumb a finger (SAY YES!!!)

[dahans]

Yeah??!?
The person below me hates German food.

[FreezeFlame]

What's German food?

The Person Below me doing it wrong.