The person below me is...

[raymondbl]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vulgar

I am if you use the first definition there. I'm not if you use the fourth definition.  Hey at least I'm using my brain! :
 
The person below me loves chinese food. 

[dahans]

Nope, because of the glutamate.
The person below me knows the elemental formula of glutamate without googling.

[universe-X]

That is very ambiguous U-X. :S :S :S

The person below me has a dirty mind as well.

LOL! I just meant try the game "The person above me"! You teens and your dirty minds.

Glutamate:... nope

The person below me really wants to google glutamate.

[ETFROXX]

I couldn't care less.

The person below me loves lucky charms.

[universe-X]

A cardboard box filled with pieces cardboard and starch with painted poison on tiny rocks? No.

The person below me likes painting their tongue with food.

[ETFROXX]

I'm ignoring your question. Lucky Charms are great.

The person below me agrees.

[master_gamer38]

Lucky Charms are great.

The person below me did great on the ACT.

[ETFROXX]

I haven't taken them. That was you MG. ^_^

The person below me is proud of me for doing so well on my geometry final!

[universe-X]

Oh yeah!

The person below me is proud that we did a great job at our concert.

[dahans]

I could not be prouder my son!
The person below me is not proud at the moment.

[Maretocks]

I'm always proud. But, lately...eh.

The person below me is hungry.

[Oni-Link]

Do craving sweets count as being hungry?

The person below me is teh bestest.

[ETFROXX]

You know it!

The person below me loves Pokemon!

[Taser9090]

How did you know?

The person below me wants to buy a real Pokeball.

[Oni-Link]

I used to have a real Pokeball
Well, not a real one.
Plus it was a MASTER BALL.

Anyway,
The person below me thinks my avatar is kewl.