The person below me is...

[Maelstrom]

Nope.

TPBM has no pets

[Pit0010]

Me got fish~ ._.

The person below me watches Jackfilms

[FierceDeity]

I actually haven't for a while, but there goes my productivity for the rest of the night.

Yeah, who could not like my new avatar? Pfft

My favorite part is the completely unchanged expression as Blooper callously ends countless lives. Not that his expression can change much, for lack of facial features and all, but still, haha.

The person below me knows that this statement is false.

[blueflower999]

Um, true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy.

The person below me knows what game that's from.

[Maelstrom]

Let me guess. Ace attorney?

TPBM knows if I was right.

[Pit0010]

I think that was right. It sounds right?

TPBM knows I'm on the right side?

[blueflower999]

lol you're pretty far off. It's from Portal 2.

The person below me has eaten beef stroganoff.

[SlowPokemon]

I have and I thought it was quite delicious.

The person below me has a girlfriend.

[Maelstrom]

Nope. 

TPBM has an itch

[Pit0010]

nah...not today

the person below me is very punny

[Wolf]

No.

The person below me realized that I haven't been posting in this fourm for a while.

[Maelstrom]

Correct

TPBM knows what wolf has been doing instead of obsessively visiting this site.

[Bloop]

It's a secret to everybody

TPBM has told a secret to everybody

[Maelstrom]

No. It's still a secret to everybody.

TPBM understood bloop's reference.

[mikey]

No. It's still a secret to everybody.

TPBM understood bloop's reference.

Hm...
I'll let you know for 10 rupees.

But for now keep it a secret to everybody.