The person below me is...

[Saria]

No, but I've played with them before.

TPBM eats lolipops by smashing them and eating the remains.

[Wolf]

Lick lick.

The person below me eats candy with their nose.

[Yug_Guy]

wat.

TPBM has never traveled outside their home country.

[ZeldaFan]

Nope I haven't 

TPBM knows origami

[Wolf]

I guess there's moar things to learn

The person below me is taking a shit right now

[McDucky]

Not yet...

The person below me has never seen a bear in the wild.

[Sebastian]

You're right

TPBM has eaten shrimp

[Dudeman]

shrimp is my bae

TPBM has a job they despise with a passion.

[braix]

School.

TPBM has a job they love with a passion

[Hero of Trains]

School.

The person below me likes PMD.

[Sebastian]

I love the music. Haven't played the game.....yet

TPBM likes Minecraft

[Yug_Guy]

I'm one of the few people left on Earth that hasn't played it.

TPBM is a neat freak.

[Sebastian]

I'm one of the few people left on Earth that hasn't played it.

TPBM is a neat freak.

Of course.....other than being a neat freak, I'm a perfectionist.

TPBM doesn't mind a mess

[InsigTurtle]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But in all seriousness, here's my desktop.

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https://www.dropbox.com/s/42f8goo348t6noa/Screen%20Shot%202015-07-01%20at%2010.42.01%20PM.png?dl=0

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The person below me spends most of their time watching Youtube videos.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Somewhat true.
The person below me is a communist.