The person below me is...

[SlowPokemon]

No.

The person below me loves NSM.

[DrP]

I love Facebook more (<3) haha!

The person below me doesn't have a Facebook or had a myspace

[dahans]

I have Facebook, even though I am rarely online.
The person below me will get a laptop for Christmas.

[DrP]

Nope. I don't need a new computer anytime soon

I got a bunch of crap (its like 3 AM and I havent opened presents, but I know what they are): a reed diffuser, a hat that I dont need, chocolate and 100 dollars.

That's about it. Probably stuff worth $150 (including the money)... I would rather just have money just to buy textbooks for next quarter. I guess it's the thought that counts.

The person below me got a bunch of random crap, too

[fabbemannen]

Nope, like I said before. I got a new lcd-widescreen-32 sized-full hd-tv! And dkcr, a flute I've never heard of before and some other stuff =D

The person below me have never been to Africa! (don't ask me why I asked that )

[DrP]

Use the proper verb tense! You're assuming there are people below you who have never been to Africa

I have been to Morocco, Egypt and South Africa

The person below me has a cellphone!

[fabbemannen]

Yep, a 2-year old Nokia XpressMusic =D

Use the proper verb tense! You're assuming there are people below you who have never been to Africa

I don't get what's wrong with that sentence There's a lot of people that never have been to africa

The person below me owns at least 3 gameconsoles

[Winter]

it would be "The person below me HAS never. You wrote 'have' which would only work if you changed person to people.

and no, not anymore

the person below me is happy about the results of their christmas

[fabbemannen]

Didn't think that I would get a new tv, so yes!

it would be "The person below me HAS never. You wrote 'have' which would only work if you changed person to people.

Have for singular and has for plural. It's those small things non-english people have (wait, is it has?) a problem with Hope that you can excuse my not-perfect english, since I'm swedish.

The person below me think that languages should change after what outsiders think is the best in that language, and skip the unnessecary words.
(I checked that with Google Translate, 'cause now you have made me confused XD Even do it's not the best translator)

[DrP]

Nope. People should learn the language as written. Have is plural and Has is singular. ex He has, They have. I use "I has" just to be funny. To Have is an irregular verb

Conj:
I have, you have, he/she/one has, we have, they have. "TPBM" is considered "one" so has is proper.

The person below me had a pretty shoddy Christmas. I wish My Christmas presents to myself wouldn't be textbooks.

[Saria]

I didn't get anything.

The person below me hates the post office.

[Jub3r7]

I've only been there once in my life, unless you mean the one in AC, which I enjoy...


The person below me got something unexpected in the last hour before Christmas was over! 

[SlowPokemon]

NO POKEPARK FOR ME (will buy with some of the multitudes of gift cards from relatives...)


TPBM enjoys tinychat.

[Jub3r7]

Yes WAIT ARE YOU ON IT RIGHT NOW SHOULD I COME???


The person below me has less than 6 minutes left of Christmas!!!

[DrP]

Nope. I has about 1.4 hours remaining.

The person below me can't believe it's 2011 in a week. (oh, shit... school starts in 9 days!)