It's not Opposite Day.
You mean a thing that happened some time ago is older now and it's suddenly dawning on you that an equal amount of time has passed for you as well? How revolutionary.
Dudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.
Bee Movie, Phantom Hourglass, Super Paper Mario, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows all turn 10 this year. Feeling old yet?
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.