The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[SuperFireKirby]

"I HEAR THE BEST WAY TO LOSE FATNESS AND UGLINESS IS TO LEAVE YOUR NIECE THE FUCK ALONE AND GIVE THEM BACK ANY ELECTRONICS OF THEIRS YOU MAY BE IN POSSESSION OF."

[MassiveMayhem]

I HATE PEOPLE GETTING ME SICK.  I can't even breathe.

[ETFROXX]

"I HEAR THE BEST WAY TO LOSE FATNESS AND UGLINESS IS TO LEAVE YOUR NIECE THE FUCK ALONE AND GIVE THEM BACK ANY ELECTRONICS OF THEIRS YOU MAY BE IN POSSESSION OF."

Guys I got my phone back.

But on the dim side my aunt permanently disconnected the internet. Huzzah.

[Nebbles]

She disconnected the internet? Noooooo!

[ETFROXX]

It was already disconnected. Like, they unplugged the router. But now they're not even paying for it.

[Nebbles]

Why not? =/

[ETFROXX]

I don't know. But it's stupid.

[Nebbles]

Indeed. :c

[SuperFireKirby]

what a jerk.

[SlowPokemon]

I'm trying to stop myself from developing a crush on another girl, but it's kinda hard. CALM DOWN SARIA YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND I'LL NEVER WORK UP ANY GUTS TO ASK SOMEONE OUT ANYWAY.

Like I said somewhere else, though, I don't really know if I want a relationship...they sound so frivolous and pointless...but I don't know if I want to go through high school without dating anybody...idk. I won't be in one even if I want to either way so it doesn't matter.

[Ruto]

If I can say some stuff from experience, all the people I knew from high school were total assholes. You could be saving yourself from pain XD

You can hear other people bawww about their bad relationships later (like I am, right now). It's annoying. Who knows, maybe it can work out well too.

[Mashi]

I suggest you wait a while longer if you're set on forming a relationship with a girl.  You're an adolescent, so if you have any feelings for a girl, it can mostly be attributed to hormones.  Remember, 50% of all marriages end in failure, so just imagine how many romantic relationships end in similar manners, especially in high school.  You're not set on what you want to do in life and neither does anyone else your age (But if they do, kudos for being anomalies then, I suppose!).  You still have a life to live and you're going to (probably) change most during the first third of your life, when you're being schooled and educated.  The chances of meeting a girl who would be a perfect match for you is ridiculously low in high school and the chances of meeting one who will stay that way is even lower.  And on the off chance that you do meet a girl like that, there are still other fish in the sea.  I would hate to make a relationship sound any less unique, but it's true!  Just because you can't form a relationship with one girl doesn't mean that you can't with another.

So, moral of the story, be asexual.

[Roz~]

^THIS.

[DrP]

If only I could be asexual...

[SlowPokemon]

I suggest you wait a while longer if you're set on forming a relationship with a girl.  You're an adolescent, so if you have any feelings for a girl, it can mostly be attributed to hormones.  Remember, 50% of all marriages end in failure, so just imagine how many romantic relationships end in similar manners, especially in high school.  You're not set on what you want to do in life and neither does anyone else your age (But if they do, kudos for being anomalies then, I suppose!).  You still have a life to live and you're going to (probably) change most during the first third of your life, when you're being schooled and educated.  The chances of meeting a girl who would be a perfect match for you is ridiculously low in high school and the chances of meeting one who will stay that way is even lower.  And on the off chance that you do meet a girl like that, there are still other fish in the sea.  I would hate to make a relationship sound any less unique, but it's true!  Just because you can't form a relationship with one girl doesn't mean that you can't with another.

So, moral of the story, be asexual.

Obviously you're right. But somehow I doubt I could train myself to be asexual.