The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[FierceDeity]

When I was in like 1st grade, I was taking the attendance sheet to the office (back when that was a thing) and I was still in that stage where I fucking ran everywhere

And for some reason I was closing my eyes, or not paying attention, or something

And I ran straight into this pillar with rough sides and I started bleeding like crazy from my forehead

[KefkaticFanatic]

I remember as I kid I managed to somehow have been so distracted by what I was saying as I was walking and talking that I ended up walking directly into a large wooden post (supporting some sort of awning)

I ended up with a big goose-egg sort of swelling and had to ice it for a while x.x

[Sebastian]

When I was about 7, We used to have a bunch of wooden, freshly cut, large, tree logs by our house. One day I was playing around on them (foolishly)and a tripped on one, and fell (really hard) flat on my forehead......never saw so much blood before...ouch.

[K-NiGhT]

I ended up with a big goose-egg sort of swelling and had to ice it for a while x.x

I had one of those as a kid, too. Mine was from some kid pushing me and causing me to trip into concrete stairs. I had a gigantic bump on my forehead for months.

[braix]

Im just here
like
im still a kid

[mikey]

Well since we're doing this I jumped off of a slide and cut my nose open.  Apparently I didn't start crying until my mom tried to clean it up because I didn't want anyone touching my face.
And I went to the ER wee woo wee woo

[braix]

best thing i've read today

[Nebbles]

When I was two, I jumped out of my crib because I didn't want to take a nap and ended up breaking my right leg. I was a smart baby.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

When I was really young, my cousin "accidentally" dropped me on my head in a Denny's parking lot. Probably messed me up for life.

[MaestroUGC]

Probably messed me up for life.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

[DrP]

Well, today ended up being the worst day of my life. Literally. Not kidding.

I really don't want to say more.

Ruto can back me up on the severity of it all.

[mikey]

The fact that you're still alive means there's always a chance for you to have a worse one!

I just realized that doesn't sound very optimistic or helpful in any way whatsoever

[braix]

ily

[Ruto]

Now that I think about it, that's probably the worst response for this situation.