The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[ThatGamer]

Correct. Hey Maelstrom, what do you think about a G-Han thread, in off-topic?

[Clanker37]

Correct. Hey Maelstrom, what do you think about a G-Han thread, in off-topic?

That sounds silly.

[ThatGamer]

Ok.

[Sebastian]

Well, for starters, life's a bitch. School is as well. Nothing ever happens. I could literally spend my whole day on NSM. I'm unable to enjoy life. Unable to be warm. Unable to be popular. Unable to ever be married. Unable to eat Cheerios. Unable to make a successful thread without being panned. Unable to have freedom. Unable to speak. Unable to be religious. Unable to say unable. Always ridiculed. Always laughed at. Always put down. Never appreciated. Never liked. Never loved. Abandoned at birth. Taken in by weird people. Ignored. Shall I continue?

I guess I should be grateful to have a computer.

Holy crap, I feel the same word for word......except I can eat Cheerios

[ThatGamer]

Oh dear god, your life must suck almost as much as mine, I feel sad for you.

'Cept Cheerios though.

[blueflower999]

Regular Cheerios are garbage. Honey-Nut Cheerios are the good stuff.

[Sebastian]

Regular Cheerios are garbage. Honey-Nut Cheerios are the good stuff.

True

[ThatGamer]

Cheerio Apple Jacks. Those are the sh*t.

Can't have them anymore though.

Lemme add another thing to the list as well: no cats.

[Yugi]

Why can't you eat Cheerios?

[ThatGamer]

Because Cheerios aren't allowed in Canada, eh?

(Jk, because I have deathly cholesterol levels.)

[mikey]

Do any of you remember that super old cheerios commercial where a fat guy is shouting I LOWERED MY CHOLESTEROL
/relevant

[Dude]

Speaking of cholesterol lowering, ARE YOU DOWN WITH CRESTOR?

[ThatGamer]

What's crestor?

[SuperFireKirby]

American fat people drugs

btw cats are evil and want to murder you, you should be glad you can't have them

[ThatGamer]

They are...o.o