The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[Dudeman]

Yep. You're too late.

"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
--Mario
     Super Mario 64, Super Mario 64 DS, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2

[Dudeman]

"'This grass feels funny,' Kirby thought. 'It feels like...pants!'"

[SlowPokemon]

Yep. You're too late.

"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
--Mario
     Super Mario 64, Super Mario 64 DS, Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2

^Super Mario Sunshine too...

also.

"I thought the answer to the third question was surely apricots!"
-Whitney, Pokemon HGSS

I also love the scene where she starts crying xD

[Dudeman]

"'My name is -- hey! Stop that! No! That's my magic Metamato!'"

--Yin-Yarn
Kirby's Epic Yarn

[Dudeman]

Sorry for the double post, but I couldn't resist.

"FALCON! PUUUUNCH!"

--Captain Falcon
Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[Roz~]

How 'bout editing your post instead of reposting?

Also

Sometimes it's better to wise up and give up.
-Gengar, Pokémon Red/Blue Rescue Team. So true.

[Shadoninja]

paraphrase

"narrator: little did cthulu know that to regain his powers he had to become a true hero.
cthulu: silly game developer, i've been eavesdropping."
-Cthulu Saves the World

[Bespinben]

"The mushrooms on my back are my friends!"
- Paras, Pokémon Red/Blue Rescue Team.

[SlowPokemon]

Diglett: "My feet still feel like they're walking on air!"
Everyone else: *embarrassed sweat drop* "(Feet? He has them? Feet?)"

-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team

[Bespinben]

Chosen partner: "Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle."
Xatu: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."

-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team

[SuperFireKirby]

What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.

-Howard Buckshot Holmes, MadWorld

[Nebbles]

Diglett: "My feet still feel like they're walking on air!"
Everyone else: *embarrassed sweat drop* "(Feet? He has them? Feet?)"

-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team

xD You took my quote!

[Bespinben]

Joey: "Hey, do you remember my super-cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata!"

- Pokémon Heartgold/Soulsilver
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You just can't compare to Joey's Rattata. Top freaking percent. That's right.

[Nebbles]

I can't remember any exact quotes, but fuck, the whole speech before the final boss fight in Okami. I was ready to cry. ;_; It was beautiful.

[Bespinben]

Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!"

- Starfox 64

...and for fun, watch this video of the quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkJvY96i8w
...and when in doubt do... A BARREL ROLL.