Ironic Wish Granting

[blueflower999]

Granted. She chases after you insanely, and then you realize that you don't really want her after all.

I wish that was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but now everyone wants to eat you.

I wish i could delegate more time to arranging without sacrificing anything else.

[Olimar12345]

Granted, but for disobeying the law of equivalent exchange you explode.

I wish I could breathe maple syrup.

[Raymondbl]

Granted, but suddenly you run out of maple syrup and you suffocate.

I wish I had more time.

[Olimar12345]

Granted, but then they make a twilight zone episode about you.

I wish I had some chips...

[Raymondbl]

Granted. yam chips, all covered with mineral oil to make you puke when you eat them.

I wish I had some bacon.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but the bacon is so greasy and high in cholesterol that you die of a heart attack after one bite.

I wish my cell phone wasn't dying.

[Olimar12345]

Granted, but you trade your life for its, and you die.

I wish I had a cup mute...mine broke. ;_;

[Clanker37]

Granted, you get your old one back

I wish there was something good on TV during the day.

[Shadoninja]

there is! but now your area lost power and you can no longer watch anything

I wish I had a balloon.

[Olimar12345]

Wish granted. Helium and string not included.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

[Clanker37]

Granted, however you accidendly read your dad's mind while he is fantasising about your mum, in that way. You throw up, uncontrollably and die of starvation.

I wish I was a train

[Olimar12345]

Granted, enjoy picking me up for school at the crack of dawn...  -___-

I wish I was better with money.

[Dudeman]

Granted. You become so good with money that you become a millionaire. Then someone breaks into your house while you're gone and takes all your stuff. You become a hobo.

I wish I was Link.

[Raymondbl]

Granted, but being link is much harder than playing the games, and you get killed by a Bokogoblin.

I wish I could be in the current TWG game.