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Started by Jub3r7, August 06, 2011, 09:53:11 PM

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spitllama

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?"
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Currently using Finale 2012

SuperFireKirby

Hey baby, are you a computer technician? Cuz you just turned my floppy into a hard drive.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Jub3r7

this thread is relevant again.


Are you a baker? Cuz those are some nice buns!
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

SlowPokemon

You are the salt to my fries
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

GreekGeek

Your eyes are like the stars: sparkling and too far apart.

And one cross-culturally:
Jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin. [Dutch] (Openingszin = Pick Up Line in Dutch)
'You have an opening and I wanna do naughty stuff.
There's no real way to translate 'zin', it's like the French 'envie'.

SuperFireKirby

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a terrible poet,
Let's have sex.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

GreekGeek

Don't worry, babe, there are countries where they think being fat is sexy.

Mashi

I brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

Ruto

Quote from: Mashi on February 15, 2012, 12:44:55 PMI brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

xD...

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Dude


Ruto


I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

DrP

I used this one today:

"Est-ce que je peux effleurer tes seins?" [French]




SuperFireKirby


Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

insaneintherain

I was in Jazz Band today, and we came up with a fitting one:
Do you play bass? 'Cause you sure drive myband!

dahans

You're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.
I have lost my mobile phone number, could I have yours?
Check out my arrangements! I mean it! Check them out!