Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I'm your genie. And oops, that was your last wish.

I wish I could buy Minecraft.

Granted; Herobrine is actually haunting your game every time you play it.

I wish for an actual genie (typical three wished, none ironic)!!

[Toby]

Granted, ill grant you three wishes that arn' iron in 1000 years.

I wish to meet superman.

[blueflower999]

Granted, ill grant you three wishes that arn' iron in 1000 years.

I wish to meet superman.

Granted. You are teleported to the magical world of Superman 64

I want a pony.

[Yugi]

You didn't wish for it.
I wish that I was kefka.

[Toby]

Granted but then kefka didn't want to be socialfox so your 3 seconds time of being kefka were over.

I want a time machine.

[Yugi]

Granted, however, you didn't wish for it and you don't get a time machine.

I wish people would send me bios for my story [/advertisment for my story]

[Shadoninja]

Granted but they misread it as Bio and you get hit for 9999 damage from each of them.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted but they misread it as Bio and you get hit for 9999 damage from each of them.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted; you get almost no reprieve from hectic life.

I wish I only needed to sleep for four hours (and the day was still 24 hours).

[Waddle Bro]

Granted, after you have slept those four hours you can't sleep anymore and you get almost no reprieve from hectic life.

I wish that my brother would beat the cancer and come back to NSM.

[Olimar12345]

He will. 

I wish I had an old tube radio.

[Zunawe]

Granted. It's a really long pipe connected to a radio station.

I wish my economy teacher wasn't so annoying.

[TheZeldaPianist275]

He will. 

BEST.

Granted.  All the annoying gets transferred to all your other teachers.

I wish turtles could fly.

[Kman96]

granted. They overrun the human race.

I wish I had some delicious food to eat that contained no poisons or other dangerous material within it's scrumptious contents.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

granted. They overrun the human race.

I wish I had some delicious food to eat that contained no poisons or other dangerous material within it's scrumptious contents.

Granted; it's so delicious, you don't notice the out-of-control 16-wheeler that crunches right over you. X_X Don't eat while crossing the street...

I wish that I had something good (and safe) to eat in a safe place.

[Zunawe]

Granted. You get a cake. The safest cake to ever exist. BECAUSE THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.