Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[SlowPokemon]

Okay, but you're no longer waterproof.

I wish Level-5 would port Layton to the Wii U.

[Kman96]

Granted, but it sucks, so they never ever ever do it again and keep it on the handhelds.

I wish for (*insert wish here*)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Okay, but you're no longer waterproof.

Granted, but it sucks, so they never ever ever do it again and keep it on the handhelds.

I wish for (*insert wish here*)

Granted; your wish is inserted through your eye, down your esophagus, and out your spine, just above your coccyx, in the area around your lumbar (it's a really long wish, plus, it's going in at an angle through your eye ).

[Waddle Bro]

I wish to steal the above person's wish.

[Yugi]

Granted, however, he already used it.

I wish that I was able to beat Yunalesca as many times as it took.

[Zunawe]

Granted. It takes x divided by 0 times to beat him, and you are forever forced to fight him.

I wish. . .

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, however you get , , ,

I wish that this post wouldn't exist.

[Yugi]

Granted. However, you become the reincarnation of Dracula.

I wish Zunawe knew that Yunalesca was female.

[Clanker37]

I wish Zunawe knew that Yunalesca was female.

Granted, but he becomes sexually attracted to her and makes a horrible fan fic of him and her getting it on like Donkey Kong and scars all that read or hear of it.

I wish Nebble's Let's Play gets more views and likes.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but the wish isn't granted until right now. By then, everyone's forgotten about the wish and Nebbles' channel has fallen into obscurity.

I wish for world peace WITHOUT the annihilation of the human race.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Technologically superior aliens come to earth and subjugate humanity, intending to use humans for labor. There is peace, because everybody is too busy working... but hey, at least everybody's alive!

I wish people could understand me!!!

[Yugi]

Granted, however, you are now forced to speak a dead language. So nobody knows what you're saying anyway.

I wish that my game would load whithin the next few minutes.

[Maelstrom]

Granted, but the save data becomes corrupted.

I wish to die only when I choose

[mikey]

Granted, but when life is going poorly, and you say you wish you could die, we'll take it literally.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich on white bread.  The pre cooked ham is fresh and tasty and the cheese is a generic cheddar square.  There's nothing else on it and I must be able to eat it.

[Bloop]

Granted, but you never said anything about that piano hanging above your head on a thin string.

I wish I had a grand piano