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Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

Started by FSM-Reapr, July 28, 2012, 07:20:53 AM

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cashwarrior1

Granted, here's a bag of chips.

I wish I could draw.

E. Gadd Industries

Granted, but now you become mute & must draw everything you want to say.

I wish I could understand what cashwarrior1 was saying through all that mmfmfffmfmffmffm-ing.
"Everyone is crazy but me"
-The Sign Painter


Mfw I help an Italian plumber fall into the abyss while he was shouting something about red coins

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cashwarrior1

Granted, you are now mute as well.

I wish I had a poptart.

BrainyLucario

Granted, it has no frosting.....or filling


I wish to understand why memes exist
When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

Sebastian

Granted, because of
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JOOOOOHN CEEEEENNNAAAA!!!!!
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I wish I wished a wish of wishes.



Pianist Da Sootopolis

Granted, but you can't use any of the wishes.
what is shitpost

Dudeman

I wish PDS had posted his wish.

(I also wish Seb had the wisdom to know when a JC can be properly used and when it's just white noise, but I'll keep that one to myself.)
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

Pianist Da Sootopolis

Granted, I post it now. After your post.
My wish is that I can just give people the irony without giving a wish.
what is shitpost

cashwarrior1

Not granted! >:D

I wish I earned a hundred dollars!

Maelstrom

Granted. You earned it by working in a coal mine for $0.50 an hour.

I wish bullet hell games didn't fry my brain.

braix

Granted. They fry everything else.

I wish I could spend this weekend doing what I actually want to do
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Sebastian

Granted, but your grounded.

I wish I was rich.



cashwarrior1

Granted, hello Richard.

I wish I was Richard.

Sebastian

Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 29, 2016, 09:49:26 AMI wish I was Richard.
Granted, you are Donald Trump.

I wish I was muscular.



BlackDragonSlayer

Granted. You don't ever stop building muscle. Ever.

I wish I could write twice as fast.
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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