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Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
« Reply #120 on: March 25, 2019, 06:27:14 PM »

Ghosts’n Goblins

 Prologue

Oh god. I’ve been dying to do a review of this game. Mostly because it’s one of the hardest games on the NES, or maybe even one of the hardest games of all time.

 Difficulty

The number 1 thing that comes to anybody’s mind with this game. One thing I don’t like about this game’s difficulty is that it comes from having only two lives. Get hit 2 times and it’s back to the beginning(or a checkpoint). But there’s unlimited continues so you might say that makes up for the 2 hit deaths but it still doesn’t help you much. In fact, every time you die, it shows the map with that Da! Da Na Na Na Nu Da! Nu Nu~~~ tune. And believe me this tune will make your ears bloody by the time you beat the game. Even more than Bloody tears Famicom version(also known as “Bloody Ears”).
I’d at least beat this game with trial and error, but that’s also hard for me. If not for the weird jumps it wouldn’t have been a problem. But that jumping, kind of like the jumps Simon does in Castlevania, that’s what bothers me. I’ll call this jumping mechanism “the Castlevania jump”. And one MORE thing I hate is that there is no health items. The first time I played this game, I thought those armor looking things the squealing ghosts drop were health. But NOPE! Just points. If you happened to care about the HIGH SCORE that much. Seriously though, it’s a fucking tease! The game designers treated the gamers like some fucking dumbass or something.
 To sum up the difficulty scale for this game, it’s like Super Mario Bros but with “the Castlevania jump”, and with no mushrooms. And trust me, you do not wanna play dirty shit like that.

 Gameplay

Well it’s just an average side scroller. Just go through an array of Ghosts and Goblins. But that’s not all. There’s zombies, devils, killer plants, and squealing weird things and so on. But I guess they couldn’t fit all that in the title. Other than that, you can also get a variety of weapons too. There’s your spear, knife, fireball, axe, and the shield. And If there’s one weapon I recommend is the knife. It’s fast and you can rapid fire them. Although you need the shield weapon to beat the final boss. And speaking of final boss…

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If you made it to the final boss and beat him, you already know the feeling of backstabbing. Holy shit I have never played a game where it gives you the giant middle finger with extra gas poison. When you beat level 6 do you think it’s the end? Hell yeah of course! After all the intense shit I went through. But no. You have to do all that shit again. When I beat the final boss and saw the text I was like “Man, for an ending it sure says some weird shit”. But how the fuck was I supposed to know “This level was an illusion and was deviset(probably they meant devised but who knows)by satan” would mean “Sorry dude. You gotta play the game twice”. If the difficulty pissed me off already, this was a whole new level of teasing gamers. The game is just raping gamers!
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 Conclusion

Intense difficulty X2 = Fucking pandemonium. No more, no less. That just sums up the game.

Phew, got rid of that. I haven’t played anything lately so the next review will be random.
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« Reply #121 on: March 25, 2019, 06:38:30 PM »

Hey guys! Like I already said, I haven't been playing anything for a while. So I thought I might as well review something you guys request so give me some requests! I'd be happy to play anything that's NES, SNES, Genesis, and maybe Switch.
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« Reply #122 on: March 26, 2019, 03:10:11 AM »

Shovel knight or maybe ninja gaiden
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« Reply #123 on: March 26, 2019, 03:50:16 AM »

I suggest Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
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« Reply #124 on: April 06, 2019, 05:05:00 PM »

Ninja Gaiden

Mikey, why did you have to request such a hard game :’(. Seriously, this is one of the hardest NES games I have ever played aside from Ghosts’n Goblins. Besides, my last review was Ghosts’n Goblins so I’m having some kind of hardcore NES festival. If I made a ‘Hard NES game scale’, it’ll be something like:

1: Ghosts’n Goblins
2: Ninja Gaiden
3: Castlevania

And I also heard there’s Ninja Gaiden 2 and 3. But seeing the Castlevania trilogy all turned out I’m not gonna try the rest. Anyway on to the review.

 Prologue

One thing I do have to say about this game is that other than the hard difficulty, it’s not that bad. Hell it’s actually pretty good. The graphics are nice and cool, and the thing I find amusing are the cut scenes. I have never seen such a thing on the NES and it has some smooth animation going on there.

 Gameplay

 Like with most NES games, it’s a side scroller. Although sometimes the level can start from the right side. One major mechanics are the wall jumping. Kind of like Batman I’d say. This wall jump is something you really have to get used to because it’s primarily used in the entire game and sometimes it can save your life from falling. But it doesn’t help that much though. Because whenever you die by falling, it’s usually because you get knocked back by an enemy. You know, the kind of shit that happens in Castlevania. And when you get knocked back by an enemy, you can’t clung on walls. Speaking of Castlevania, to use items, you have to press up and B. I know the NES doesn’t have many buttons and B,A are already taken, but for a game like Ninja Gaiden, this is a little inconvenient. Usually I use items in tuff situations. You know, the kind of situation where there’s like a million things trying to kill you. And this game is a platform jumping game. So I’m constantly hoping on platforms while killing everything on sight and trying not to get hit since one hit will drop me to my doom. And I need to steer myself when I’m landing. But I also have to use my items since one katana can’t do much. So my fingers go up and then left/right. This is so tedious. And once I make a mistake, it’s 99% death. Even in Castlevania I thought it was inconvenient trying to use items when fighting bosses, but imagine doing that every time. That’s Ninja Gaiden for me. And one other thing about wall jumping is that sometimes, I can’t jump out of the wall. I don’t know if it’s intended or it’s some obscure trick that I don’t know of, but one thing sure is that it bothers me. And BTW, unlike Ghosts’n Goblins, I never beat this game(well to be exact I didn’t TRULY beat Ghosts’n Goblins since I gave up beating the game twice). Maybe I guess you have to use your items properly but I really don’t wanna spend too much time on this game.

 Conclusion

 It would have been great if it wasn’t so damn hard. I mean sure sometimes a good challenge can be acceptable, but getting knocked back is certainly something that’s NOT acceptable. If it wasn’t for that I’d say this game could have been a fair challenge as well as a masterpiece. Besides the cutscenes itself were evolutionary. Kind of like Star Fox. But failed on the difficulty setting.

Thanks to your requests, I got some other games to work on! I have some manuscripts ready to be finished right now. And I might as well write one that I want to do later. So next review could be anything for now.
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Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
« Reply #125 on: April 06, 2019, 07:00:20 PM »

Beautiful

I understand not checking out number two but I promise this is an instance where the sequels are just as good if not better
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« Reply #126 on: April 07, 2019, 05:10:45 AM »

Beautiful

I understand not checking out number two but I promise this is an instance where the sequels are just as good if not better
I didn't really think the first game was bad either. It's just the insane difficulty that I didn't like. And I also heard Ninja Gaiden 2 and 3 are also hard as well so that's the reason I didn't wanna play the rest.
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Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
« Reply #127 on: April 07, 2019, 06:27:32 AM »

Wall jumping in 2 is a lot better
Ninja gaiden really makes you feel like ninja gaiden
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« Reply #128 on: April 07, 2019, 08:02:50 AM »

Wall jumping in 2 is a lot better
Oh. But maybe next time. I'm burned out right now :P
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« Reply #129 on: April 22, 2019, 04:04:12 PM »

Hi guys, I got some fresh games to work on but this week it's my mid term exam so can't work on it for a while. It's been a while since I haven't posted anything(Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!! and Wolfz Top 10's) so for those of you who are waiting for my next post, I'm just telling you why I haven't posted anything. And just for a teaser, the next game review will be Simcity. And for Wolfz Top 10's it'll be Top 10 Game Franchises.
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