The Second Annual NSM Superlatives

[SlowPokemon]

Only on a website this fucking brilliant would I be named both "friendliest" and "cruelest."

[blueflower999]

At least I deserved the award I got XD

[mikey]

At least I deserved the award I got XD

Hardcore Pikmin fan right?

[blueflower999]

Hardcore everything Nintendo fan pretty much

[MaestroUGC]

Hardcore everything Nintendo fan pretty much

In the butt.

[MaestroUGC]

NSM is on the internet, which means it can be found by people all over the world.

Except China.

The Nationality Awards:

Most European:
Ah, Europe. The cradle of Western Civilization. Paris, Berlin, Rome, Vienna, London.

Pest.

JaMaHa

How are things in Poland?

Most Australian:
An oversized island, if you ask me.

Yugi

Go fry some shrimp owith a Barbie, you Aussie b******.

Most Canadian:
You mean North North America, right?

Roz~

Oh! You mean Alaska!

Most American:
What do you think of when you think of an American?

Wait don't answer that.

DrP, SuperFireKirby

Spend, eat, and be merry. The true American Way.

[MaestroUGC]

These next Award are for the Roleplaying Community here on NSM.

TWG Awards:
I haven't played TWG in quite some time so I'm going to be quick about these.

Best TWG:
Mashi

Easily the best TWG I've played. If you know what I mean...

Best Human TWGer:
Bird

A bird is the best Human in the game? Next you'll be telling me pigeons can fly!

Best Wolf TWGer:
vermilionvermin

Grr, he's a wolf. Grr.

Most Improved TWGer:
Nocturne of Shadow

You went from not-so-good, to not-so-bad. I guess.

Funnest TWGer:
Mashi

Woo! TWG! Yeah!

Most Manipulative TWGer:
Vermilionvermin

I assure you all that verm had, in no way, effected the voting process or the counting procedures.

Best Host:
Bird

Bird, Bird, he's our man! If he can't host it, then somebody else will probably step up to do it.

TWGer You Would Want On Your Side:
Verm

Maniuplation is great if it's in you favor.

Hardest TWGer To Read:
Mashi

It's as if I'm trying to read a book written in Latin while underwater and blind.

And I only know Portuguese.
 
Most Suspicious TWGer:
BDS

I don't like the way you just sit there and keep talking. And talking. And talking.

Most Inactive TWGer:
Shadowkirby

I'll say something about this later.

Most Unconventional TWGer:
fank

He's so unconventional that I'm not even going to talk about the award but about some fruit I had earlier.

Oh no, I'm getting 'Nam flashbacks....

No! Not the bagels! My bagels!!!

Most Likely To Dances With Wolves:
Toby

I never saw that movie.

More stuff is coming, still later.

[MaestroUGC]

More Awards:

Only on NSM can you get away with this:

Fivolousest:
The man who Frivols more than Frivolity itself.

Mashi!

Umpteenth.

The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was:
I don't know the rest of the song.

Waddle Bro!

Um. Pokémon?

Most Skilled Gamer:
Records and other high claims are what sets this next guy apart from the rest.

Fingerz!

Well, that and being thousands of miles away from everyone else. (Geography joke!)

Best Avatar:
Hey, your picture is a thing of a thing!

TWG Link

Wait, you're not even a real person!

Best Signature:
You have words at the bottom of you other words that I enjoy looking at.

Waddle!

Or a picture, I don't know. I just keep scrolling.

LARGEST HAM:
THIS GUY IS LARGER THAN LIFE! OR AT LEAST SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN THE REST OF US!

KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN

REJOICE AND BE MERRY!

Best BFF:
Who is the person that we turn to when we have something to share. Or something.

Blueflower, Dude

Makes sense, I wouldn't tell me anything. I'm a terrible gossip. Remember that time I told everyone about Slow's bedwetting problem?

[MaestroUGC]

Still more awards! Man, they just keep coming:

Most Improved:
Growth is an important thing.

Nocturne of Shadow!

Now keep growing and be less terrible!

Randomest:/Most Spontaneous:
I'm going to play Donkey Kong.

theblackgiantdoghead!

Remember Pez?

Most Changed:
You were once a thing and now you're a different thing.

Olimar, Blueflower

It's as if you are two different people now.

Most Likely to Succeed:
And when you do you'll give me lots of money, right?

Ruto!

Just make the checks out to cash.

Most Missed NSMer:
In memoriam:

Shadoninja, Bespinben

Rest in peace.

Most Fivolousestest:
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ihsaM1

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Godliest:
The very being who stands on top of all others.

God, Maestro

I mean, it's only natural that I'm seated in the same plane as the Almighty. I'm just living up to my full potential.

[MaestroUGC]

And lastly, but not leastly:

The Maestro Awards for Artistic Achievement:

Best Artist:
Be it pen, pencil, or some other third thing, you sure know how to art.

Nebbles!

Also, thanks for painting my ceiling the other day. It still drips, though.

Best Storyteller:
Once upon a time there was a person who told stories.

His name was K-Night

The end.

Best LPer:
Let's Plays are really the highest form of entertainment, these days.

And the winner is Maestro!

I'm the best pilot since Gandhi.

Best Reviewer of Stuff:
Who can describe things and talk about things and explain things to people best?

Maestro!

10/R

Best Composer:
[insert music cue here]

Maestro!

Hold on, I'm turning these awards into an Opera.

And finally the moment you've all been waiting for!

Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives":

Nominated: Maestro!
Actual Winner: Maestro

I win. I am the best.

No, none of you can prove otherwise.

And that's it for the speed round editions of the Second Annual NSM Superlatives!

Bye.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Maestro is like the Billy Crystal of the NSM Superlatives. He's a green monster with one eye.

No, just kidding. He's the best. THE BEST.

[SlowPokemon]

Maestro is like the Billy Crystal of the NSM Superlatives. He's a green monster with one eye.

No, just kidding. He's the best. THE BEST.

I really, really, desperately want this to be funny but it just isn't

[Pit0010]

Hahha awesome stuff there! XD

WHY...WHY WAS I AWARDED FOR BEST COUPLE WITH FINGERZ!!!! :<
(bluusssh) WHAT IS DIS..... *walks to a corner, hands on my face* so embarrassing~~~~ ^o^

[DrP]

Does this mean I should give up on my plans of moving to Europe??

And NSM actually works in China

(I had to check back at my old posts from when I was in China)

[MasterProX]

Shit.

I won one.