Two truths, one lie

[Maelstrom]

Portal is one of the best games ever. Portal 2 is even better.

[Bloop]

But if 3 was the lie, shouldn't 2 be a lie too?

[mikey]

2. I've never played a first person game that I fully enjoyed

The whole premise of portal is fun, and it not being a heavily reflex based thing makes it somewhat palatable.
First person just screws me over though.  I hate it.

[braix]

I love first person though.

[Maelstrom]

I sort of like first person games. I just can't control them at all.

[Uranium The Element]

You seemed like the sort of person to have a pet tarantula

1. I don't have a pet tarantula, but I had a pet garden spider that I fed grasshoppers, and the occasional dragonfly delicacy
2. I've never played a first person game that I fully enjoyed
3. I think portal is a dumb excuse for a game (rip)

I think 1 is a lie. (Sorry for the bump)

[Maelstrom]

Nope. It was 3.

[JDMEK5]

1) Aside from being a musician and arranger, I also double as a snowboarder, gymnast, dancer, lifeguard, dirtbiker, and ninja.
2) I've had up to 6 different kinds of liquids spew out my nose via laughter, including but not limited to: Milk, water, orange juice, soda, and chewed crackers.
3) I've broken 5 bones growing up: each time a limb except once when I broke my collarbone.

[Uranium The Element]

1) Aside from being a musician and arranger, I also double as a snowboarder, gymnast, dancer, lifeguard, dirtbiker, and ninja.
2) I've had up to 6 different kinds of liquids spew out my nose via laughter, including but not limited to: Milk, water, orange juice, soda, and chewed crackers.
3) I've broken 5 bones growing up: each time a limb except once when I fractured my collarbone.

Three, definitely Three. If you fractured your collarbone... you'd be dead.

[JDMEK5]

I meant broke. I just broke it. I always thought fractured and broke were interchangeable.

[Sebastian]

2

[Maelstrom]

1, obviously.

[JDMEK5]

It was 3. Sorry guys, I kinda screwed that up right from the get go.

[Uranium The Element]

It was 3. Sorry guys, I kinda screwed that upright from the get go.

I was right.

1. I own two dogs.
2. I am a scientist.
3. I am on DeviantART most of the time.

[AwesomeYears]

3.)