The Fruit Thread

[Sebastian]

I'm very passionate about my fruit.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Passion fruit
Those are actually really good

[BrainyLucario]

Why!!! I need to make a pun in this thread soo badly!!!! I must resist though! I'm better than that....Can't go back on my word!

[Sebastian]

Passion fruit

Yup

[InsigTurtle]

my fruit is the one that everyone ignores and is only filler for fruit salads
kind of like me, to be honest

c'mon and guess and i'll give you a nice prize

[Nebbles]

Uhh, grapes?

[InsigTurtle]

it's also really mealy and bland and pretty much just a waste of space
but its name is very punnable

[Nebbles]

Mealy? ...what kind of fruit is mealy?

[Latios212]

is it some kind of melon thing

[InsigTurtle]

yes it is indeed a melon thing

[Dudeman]

it's honeydew isn't it

[InsigTurtle]

winner winner chicken dinner

i'll give you any prize as long as it doesn't cost me any money

[Nebbles]

Aww, honeydew is delicious!

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Another hint for my fruit: It looks really good, but probably won't taste as good.

[Dudeman]

winner winner chicken dinner

i'll give you any prize as long as it doesn't cost me any money

All I ask is your eternal and undying loyalty and affection.

And ASCII art of the annoying dog from Undertale.