The person below me is...

[FluteNinja]

If recent is 3 weeks ago then yes

The person below me has a 3DS

[Kman96]

Guilty

The person below me will be the father of the next Jesus.

[fabbemannen]

And I shall call him Captain Douglas Jay Falcon

The person below me got over 100 hours of gametime at Brawl (I got waaaaaaay too much, and it isn't 100)
EDIT: I checked what I actually had, almost 600 hours

[ChrisLeeFan1118]

uh... no, unlike some people I don't play games for 24 hours straight.

the person below me plays LotRO

[Nebbles]

Nope.

The person below me has a crush on someone, whether from here or in their school/workplace.

[Raymondbl]

Of course.  I haven't seen her for two years, and I very much doubt anything will become of us.  I've been feeling very lonely lately.

The person below me is lucky enough to be in a relationship.

[ChrisLeeFan1118]

no, I'm lucky enough not to be in a relationship.

the person below me checks his/her E-Mail every day.

[blueflower999]

I'm on almost constantly. 

The person below me likes to Tinychat.

[Raymondbl]

no, I'm lucky enough not to be in a relationship.

Why do you say that?  If you're smart, a relationship will only add joy to your life.

The person below me likes to Tinychat.

yes.  Can't wait to get a new computer to get a working webcam. 

The person below me has a computer with Intel Core i7.

[DrP]

Nope... Core i5. I probably won't have one until next year. (I'll probably get a nice, fancy Lenovo when I graduate)

The person below me has more than one monitor on their computer.

[Raymondbl]

I don't (my best computer has a dual core Pentium 2.0GHz), but my cousin does, and he uses it for gaming.  I don't like the split in the middle of the monitors.  I think it makes it much less realistic. 

The person below me has a graphing calculator.

[Kman96]

Yes!

The person below me plays in a Jazz Band.

[Alakazam]

Nope, I'm in an orchestra.

The person below me has never had an F in a class.

[DrP]

Nope, not to the best of my recollection.

The person below me needs a long break from school.

[K-NiGhT]

Yes. I just need to wait another 4 weeks.

The person below me is looking for a summer job.