Best Pick Up Lines

[SlowPokemon]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

[blueflower999]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

Oh my gosh XD

[Ruto]

-Have we met before? I guess not, because I would remember a beautiful face like that.

Wait a sec, what if she remembers seeing you, but you don't remember seeing her? (don't answer that xD)

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

DDDDDDDD:

[Nebbles]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

why am i laughing so hard at this

[SuperFireKirby]

Slow, you dog, you.

[Jub3r7]

*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.

You may have posted that 5 days ago but sfk

thats awesome

[SuperFireKirby]

Why thank you, kind gentlemen.

[FSM-Reapr]

-You're as beautiful as my dick is hard.

From some movie I saw. what kind of movies do I watch... -.-'

[the_last_sheikah]

"Are you a legendary pokemon?  Cause you are one of a kind!"
My girlfriend thought that was cute when I told her that earlier.We are such nerds, IT'S AWESOME!

[FSM-Reapr]

Do you like chemistry?

Because I think we have some of it between us.

[BonusPwnage]

You may need to catch them all, but all I need is to catch you.

[SuperFireKirby]

rape

[FSM-Reapr]

rape

Hey! That's my line!

[BonusPwnage]

"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."
Why do you think this is?

[BlackDragonSlayer]

"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."
Why do you think this is?

Because people are descending to heartless, desperate fools who don't care about what really matters?