The person below me is...

[Ruto]

About half the time. Negatives on everything would be as much fun XD

The person below me gets annoyed when their friends draw cat faces everywhere, say "-desu"/"-chan" at the end of every sentence/name, and post up pictures of their maid cosplays.

(I'm seriously at my limit here... )

[Oni-Link]

I don't call them "weaboo's", but I pretty much don't like what they /do/.

The person below me has a black cat.

[SlowPokemon]

No pets whatsoever.

The person below me is younger than 16.

[Oni-Link]

I'm 14.

The person below me is my same age or younger.

[SlowPokemon]

Same!

The person below me had a nice preschool teacher.

[DrP]

How should I even remember 1995... that was a LOOOOONG time ago!

The person below me had a pleasant elementary school life

[dahans]

Well... not really.
The person below me watches 5 hours a day TV.

[Ruto]

Nope, ever since digital signals were used, live TV has been an annoying experience.

The person below me has had an awkward conversation with a younger person. 

[DrP]

yep... when i was babysitting my cousins who dont listen to "anyone, but adults"... this was when i was 16

The prosen boelw me densot konw how to slepl

[Oni-Link]

i tikn i now huw tu spal,

The person below me uses proper grammar.

[SlowPokemon]

Always.

The person below me could care less about grammar.

[DrP]

NO! I'm just lowering my guard down at the moment; sometimes I just write to convey my point.

The person below me has lapses in judgement

[Oni-Link]

*waits for a Below me*

[DrP]

so... where's your below me thing?

The person below me should know when what to post on a specific thread

[SlowPokemon]

Perhaps.

The person below me has to have awkward conversations often.