Chat logs

[SlowPokemon]

HEY my name's Jordan!

[Dude]

EEE TEE EFF AND ESS PEE SITTING IN A TREE

KAY-AI-ESS-ESS-AI-ENN-GEE!

[ETFROXX]

HEY my name's Jordan!

First the initials, now this?

[Super Zombie]

Slusho: ETFROXX
ETFROXX: eww
ETFROXX: at
ETFROXX: wat
ETFROXX: I meant to type wat not at
ETFROXX: hai slusho
Slusho: ...
Slusho: What exactly are you smoking?
HugoMeister: me.
ETFROXX: ...
ETFROXX: yes
ETFROXX: I'm smoking hugo >_>
Slusho: Hugo is the most dangerous drug out there
Slusho: It's easy to get addicted.
HugoMeister: too easy.
ETFROXX: yes
Slusho: Just don't inject hugo directly
HugoMeister: Im best taken anally.
• ETFROXX nods
Slusho: And Hugo huffing will cause instant death.
Slusho: No one knows what would happen if hugo was taken vaginally. No one's ever taken hugo vaginally.
Trondheim: I should try that...
HugoMeister: Do not take me with milk products.
HugoMeister: Avoid direct sunlight.
Slusho: Hugo is a kosher product
Trondheim: Is it halal?
HugoMeister: I have 2 refills remaining.
Slusho: There's also liquid and chewable hugo for kids
HugoMeister: Hugo for Men now available
Slusho: That's all that's ever been available
Slusho: That and hugo for little girls
HugoMeister: Free childs toy with Hugo meal
Slusho: But that had to be pulled because of legal issues
Slusho: Consult a doctor before taking hugo
Slusho: Women that are pregnant or may become pregnant should not take hugo as this can lead to serious birth defects
HugoMeister: Hugo can also cause constipation
Slusho: headaches and diarhea
HugoMeister: abdominal pain
Slusho: And male impotence
Slusho: Hugo: the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement
HugoMeister: See your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
Slusho: ETFROXX: Are you experiencing an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
ETFROXX: mhm
ETFROXX: don't interrupt it
ETFROXX: go away
HugoMeister: You should see a doc--
HugoMeister: ok
ETFROXX: not you
ETFROXX: stay
HugoMeister: XP
Slusho: Hot

[KefkaticFanatic]

Sara's taken Hugo vaginally, if you know what I mean

[SlowPokemon]

Also, wow, Super Zombie. lol

[Shadoninja]

Slusho>   so I find it strange that the CIA is here
   <Slusho>   !whois CIA
   <Slusho>   Slusho, I found a ton of peeps matching term "CIA"
   <Slusho>   oh thanks, slusho
   <shadoninja>   I think it's because zeta is a secret terrorist
   <Slusho>   probably
   <shadoninja>   Zeta, are you a secret terrorist?
   <Zeta>   Slusho made me
   <shadoninja>   :O
   <shadoninja>   SLUSHO
   <Slusho>   >.>
   <Zeta>   i say
   <Slusho>   <.<
   <Slusho>   >.>
   * Slusho   dashes away
   <shadoninja>   get back here you!
   * Slusho   makes daring escape

[Super Zombie]

I came here to post that only to find that you already had. I think Zeta's smarter than we were all led to believe.

[ETFROXX]

[11:22:14 pm]   * ETFROXX   slaps Universe-X harder
[11:22:28 pm]   <Universe-X>   
[11:22:38 pm]   <Universe-X>   but y? o.o
[11:22:48 pm]   <Universe-X>   *Sony headphones
[11:25:07 pm]   <Universe-X>   Tootsie rolls are good..
[11:25:15 pm]   <Universe-X>   but after eating one everyday for 5 days
[11:25:31 pm]   <Universe-X>   their texture messes around with your teeth
[11:25:46 pm]   <Universe-X>   and your mouth feels like it's constantly giving a bj :/
[11:25:55 pm]   <ETFROXX>   ...
[11:26:00 pm]   <ETFROXX>   how would you know? :|
[11:26:03 pm]   <Universe-X>   not... that... I would know anything about that...
[11:26:06 pm]   <ETFROXX>   :|
[11:26:13 pm]   <ETFROXX>   excuse me while I post this in chat logs

[Shadoninja]

UNI, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM OUR SECRET.

[Winter]

Wow!

[Jub3r7]

   <yoshi>   So...you don't want to have sex?
   * yoshi   's head exploads
   <Vera>   I find the idea behind it disgusting.
   <Vera>   I don't even wish to understand how one can take enjoyment from it.
   <Jub3r7>   Slash Whois this vera person?
   <yoshi>   Go masturbate
   <yoshi>   then imagine that feeling
   <yoshi>   only 100x more intense
   <Vera>   I don't understand.
   <Zeta>   That's not very many.
   <Master_Gamer38>   Yeah Yoshi
   <Master_Gamer38>   That's not very many
   <yoshi>   xD
   <Jub3r7>   Well it depends on how good you are at masterbating.
   <Jub3r7>   ...

Later that chat....

<Master_Gamer38>   Zeta, how good are you at masturbating?
   <Zeta>   drop an anvil on it

Ow.

[Dude]

[22:37:25] <Dude> ETF: Where are you?
[22:37:33] <ETFROXX> present
[22:37:44] <Dude> Hi
[22:37:50] <Dude> Where are you?
[22:37:59] <ETFROXX> right here silly
[22:38:00] <Mashi> DOODLE!
[22:38:10] <Dude> Your facebook said you were homesick
[22:38:18] <Dude> I'm asking where are you?
[22:38:30] <Dude> And hi Mashi
[22:38:36] <Master_Gamer38> As in stayed home, ill
[22:38:42] <Master_Gamer38> Not sick for home
[22:38:42] <Dude> OH
[22:38:44] <ETFROXX> I'm at home
[22:38:45] <Master_Gamer38> XD
[22:38:47] <ETFROXX> ...
[22:38:48] <ETFROXX> xD
[22:38:51] <ETFROXX> xD xD xD xD xD
[22:38:56] * ETFROXX facedesk
[22:39:17] <Dude> OH FFFF I DIDN'T SEE THE SPACE
[22:39:23] <ETFROXX> xD xD xD
[22:39:27] <ETFROXX> dude you're so silly xD
[22:39:28] <Master_Gamer38> XD

[ETFROXX]

<3 xD

[KefkaticFanatic]

I like how you were being a creeper trying to know her location when away from home.