The four word story!

[Jub3r7]

honestly doesn't care about

[Olimar12345]

anything, took a seat.

[GoronsOrchestrated]

Seated around the table

[Clanker37]

 ,Edward the Blue engine

[GoronsOrchestrated]

big bad purple murple

[Meta-Ridley]

. Then jesus licked a

[fingerz]

gay mushroom which ate

[Meta-Ridley]

someone other than Meta-Ridley,

[Olimar12345]

making no sense whatsoever.

[Dudeman]

Dudeman noticed the weirdness

[Jub3r7]

and stopped the conversation.

[blueflower999]

Over 9000 years later,

[Jub3r7]

everyone he knew had

[Raymondbl]

becom Force Ghosts, except

[Clanker37]

for Clanker, who didn't