funniest music piece ever

[dahans]

did you know that mozart composed two canons called "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" and "Leck mich im Arsch". It's difficult to translate them. The first in English: English: Lick me in the ass fine well and clean (from Wikipedia) and the other would be in English: "Lick me in the arse" (also from Wikipedia) what do u think about it? i heard it was pretty common to talk like that...

[Brassman388]

I dunno... wikipedia and with names like those... i wouldn't trust it. But thats just me, if you could pull up mp3's or something, then I could make a judgement. Anyway, those are some interesting names. 

[dahans]

well u can trust it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHIw-ZfbDSQ[url]]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHIw-ZfbDSQ//

well anyway if u still do not believe, u can look up in the köchel catalogue number 382c and 382 d

[Brassman388]

Huh... interesting. Well done for finding them. 

Ya know, i would of never guessed for a classical song to be named like that. lol

[shane91c]

I dunno... wikipedia and with names like those... i wouldn't trust it.

Everything on Wikipedia is 100% accurate. ^{[citation needed]}

[Brassman388]

I dunno... wikipedia and with names like those... i wouldn't trust it.

Everything on Wikipedia is 100% accurate. ^{[citation needed]}

XD

[Tranzlater]

Wikipedia should be fine, it's just those morons who go posting about their 'super cool maths teacher' and 'f***'. That's why they have billions of bots.

[KefkaticFanatic]

And the morons that thought they could make a legitimate NSM wiki page.

[Tranzlater]

And the morons that thought they could make a legitimate NSM wiki page.

Was there one...
Damn. There's not even a Robert Benfer page, so I don't think we're gonna get very far. However, I believe there's a smosh page...

[marvolo_gaunt]

Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich kann euch erzaehlen, dass die Uebersetzungen von dem Ersten richtig sind.

They are the correct translations. I am fluent in German.

/end topic.

[marvolo_gaunt]

And yes it IS a real piece by Mozart as I have a recording of it. "Leck mich im Arsch" that is.
Leck is the imperative form of lecken, which means to lick, as does the similar word schlecken. Mich is the akkusativ form of ich i.e. me.
Im is a contraction of the words "in dem" which mean "in the" (assuming the noun following is masc. or neuter).
and Arsch (which is a masc. noun) means arse.

However, this translation is too literal and just means "kiss my arse."

[Tranzlater]

Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich kann euch erzaehlen, dass die Uebersetzungen von dem Ersten richtig sind.

They are the correct translations. I am fluent in German.

/end topic.

Umm...
Can you post that in English...
And you can NEVER end a topic in this forum.
Believe me, I've tried.

[GreekGeek]

Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich kann euch erzaehlen, dass die Uebersetzungen von dem Ersten richtig sind.

They are the correct translations. I am fluent in German.

/end topic.

Umm...
Can you post that in English...
And you can NEVER end a topic in this forum.
Believe me, I've tried.

I speak German and I can tell you, that the first translations are right.

[Tranzlater]

Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich kann euch erzaehlen, dass die Uebersetzungen von dem Ersten richtig sind.

They are the correct translations. I am fluent in German.

/end topic.

Umm...
Can you post that in English...
And you can NEVER end a topic in this forum.
Believe me, I've tried.

I speak German and I can tell you, that the first translations are right.

WELL TELL ME THEN
I can speak some German... but hardly any...

[Brassman388]

Well then, that be false advertising Mr. Tranzlator.