The person below me is...

[AmpharosAndy]

I have no idea what anyone is talking about within the last few questions.

I have no idea what a quahog is either. It came up on Skype at one point but I don't remember... an animal?

TPBM has a favourite poem they'd like to share

[cashwarrior1]

I have a poem.
It's actually a haiku.
It's snowing on mount fuji.

TPBM is sarcastic.

[Trainer Ave]

No. Not at all.

TPBM will give me a rhetorical answer

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Relating to or concerned with the art of rhetoric.

TPBM has had a straight A average for at least one year in high school.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Try ever since I first received grades

TPBM is _____________.

[Dekkadeci]

I'm drawing a blank.

TPBM lives in North America.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Probably. I mean the name's a bit misleading. New England, ya know?

TPBM will not use any capitalization or punctuation in their post.

[AmpharosAndy]

New England

WOO ENGLAND!!!
not quite...

TPBM lives in a funky timezone

[Trainer Ave]

What's a funky time zone? Does CST count?

TPBM just got out of bed.

[Dekkadeci]

Nope.

TPBM is itchy at the time of the post below mine.

[WaluigiTime64]

It only became true because you mentioned it.

TPBM likes to stay up late.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Likes to, no. Does, yes.

TPBM is currently in a bad place with someone.

[Dekkadeci]

Don't think so.

TPBM has already eaten lunch today.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Yup. A turkey sandwich with an ice-cold glass of ayonnaise to drink.

TPBM likes jazz.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Walking bass line is the best. Play that upright bass!

TPBM can speak gibberish.

Yup. A turkey sandwich with an ice-cold glass of ayonnaise to drink.

Please tell me you didn't really drink mayonnaise... (Although I do like the reference.)