The Introduction Thread

[Dude]

pretty sure tobbeh doesn't hate you so

He literally said "str8s r dabes, lgbt r fukin wierd"

[mikey]

yeah.  Nintendo is the best, Sony and Microsoft are weiiiiiiird

[Sebastian]

yeah.  Nintendo is the best, Sony and Microsoft are weiiiiiiird

A+++++

By "space-borrowers", I mean whatever species Olimar is.

Dang, I really need to play Pikmin.

[Dude]

He literally said "str8s r dabes, lgbt r fukin wierd"

Sexual orientation: 1000% Straight, because it's the best! It's sooo much better than all the other weird sex orientations.

I can't make this shit up.

[Waddle Bro]

pls stop using the word "homophobia"

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homophobia

[mikey]

look, if you're straight, then anything that isn't straight is weird to you.  It's a natural reaction


@Waddle
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

[Dude]

look, if you're straight, then anything that isn't straight is weird to you.  It's a natural reaction

so since I'm white, black people look weird to me??

Like what the fuck.

[mikey]

haven't you seen those documentaries where the kids are all freaked out cause his skin is so light like woaaaaaaah

[Waddle Bro]

@Waddle
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

Please point out the rational reasoning in the quote:

Sexual orientation: 1000% Straight, because it's the best! It's sooo much better than all the other weird sex orientations.

that outside heterosexuality literally calls all other orientations as "weird sex orientations". it literally hits the definition.

[Dude]

haven't you seen those documentaries where the kids are all freaked out cause his skin is so light like woaaaaaaah

They're like 7 though, I would hope they grow up and get a brain.

[SlowPokemon]

I think I'm getting stupider just reading some of these comments.

[mikey]

waaah I had a reply then sucky internet happened
but it was 10/10 guys someone probably woulda gotten mad

[Ruto]

so since I'm white, black people look weird to me??

Like what the fuck.

Daaaaamn!

waaah I had a reply then sucky internet happened
but it was 10/10 guys someone probably woulda gotten mad

You might need to think about why you think you need to troll all the time. I heard there was a psychological basis to it.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-14898564

A couple of other things I read said it was related to sadism. I thought Scientific American wrote about that, but it's not on the top 5 of google searches.

[mikey]

trolling is a self defense mechanism that I use to ensure that people don't take what I say seriously.  If I ever accidentally type something that would elicit a negative response from a majority of the community, I can sit back and watch the havoc unfold and shortly resolve itself.  The article itself was an amusing read, to say the least.  I can definitely vouch for the "amusement" aspect of trolling.  However, I don't think my trolling stems from internet anonymity, and I'm pretty sure everyone here is aware of that.

[Dude]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schrodinger's+douchebag