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Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Qew

Here are the rules, I say a wish like

I wish I wasn't fat

the next poster grants this wish but puts an ironic twist like

Wish Granted.
You aren't fat, instead you're obese.

And makes a wish of their own

I'll go first,
I wish for a million dollars.

Bloop

Wish Granted. You get a million dollars, but there are all clowns on it.

I wish I had an own wii.

Shadoninja

granted but it's the cheap knock off "chintendo vii"

I wish i could fly in the air
"And so my saga of quoting myself in everyone's signature continues" - dudeman

Bloop

Granted, You where trowed away from a Huge Island by a purple Bob-Omb

I wish there was background music in real life

fabbemannen

Granted, but it would only be the theme when you encounter an enemy in the twilightpart of Twilight Princess

I wish I was way better on arranging

btw, I'm on 2 forums and the forumgames always appear at the same time almost =D

SuperFireKirby

Wish granted, you are now a master at arranging floral decorations

I wish I had super strength.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SlowPokemon

#6
Fine, but every time you embrace the one you love, her back breaks.

I wish that I could kill the creepy perverted kid who likes Margaret >=P
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Ruto

(lol I usually see this game as the corrupt a wish game...)

Granted, but someone else turns into the creepy kid.

I wish people would walking in mobs on the sidewalks.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Jub3r7

Wish granted, but now there is only one huge mob that is even worse.


I wish I had an adventure.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Offkey

Granted, but 2 minutes in your adventure you walk across a bridge that collapses, causing you to fall down 15 meters, breaking most of your bones but not killing you, only to be surrounded by hyena's, waiting for you to die from thirst.

I wish I could go stealth irl.
The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

Youtube channel.
Video's coming soon(ish).

Shadoninja

granted, but everyone has super senses to detect your presence.

I wish college tuition was free.
"And so my saga of quoting myself in everyone's signature continues" - dudeman

universe-X

Granted, but none of them accept you.

I wish I was the best cello player in history.

SuperFireKirby

Granted. But you are also now a quadriplegic

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

ZeldaFan

I wish I had a fancy sports car.

Please follow me and my art on Instagram @inspi.red.art :D

Offkey

Granted, but it's a toy model.

I wish I could read minds.
The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

Youtube channel.
Video's coming soon(ish).