Question and don't Answer game

[spitllama]

For those of you that have read the Theatre of the Absurd's "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead," this game will sound familiar. The idea is you keep asking questions back and forth with no real answers. It becomes "absurd."

The rules are
1) no statements (adding a question mark doesn't make it a question)
2) no repetition (i can't ask the same question that i have asked earlier)
3) your question must relate to the previous question ("are you mad?" followed by "where is the kitty litter" doesn't work)

i'll start:
"Did you hear that knocking?"

[Nebbles]

( Oh, I love this game! )

I don't know, have you been hearing things lately?

[Dudeman]

I don't know, have you been hearing things lately?

Well, do my ears look all right?

[spitllama]

(thanks for the move. didn't even know we had this thread >.<)

Aren't you the crazy one?

[DrP]

Aren't you going to the loony bin?

[Nebbles]

Haven't you already been there?

[spitllama]

Physically or mentally?

[DrP]

Haven't you been seeing things recently?

[SlowPokemon]

who doesn't see things?

[fabbemannen]

Does the guy without eyes see things?

[fingerz]

How is that possible?

[SlowPokemon]

Do you really want me to tell you?

[fingerz]

Are you sure I can handle the truth?

[Winter]

Are you sure you're qualified to ask that?

[SlowPokemon]

Who are you to question his qualification?