@spit
What...whoever said that? If you did something wrong and never get caught, you don't get punished. Not that I'm encouraging anything of the sort lol. It's not just about cheating. And trying to go to counseling first anyway is probably a better idea xD
*Cue the stuff that was in the Simpsons*
Making an ass of yourself at a party is one example. Here's an the part of the episode I couldn't find a video for:
[At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat]
Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in
my Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in the house.
(Now it's Homer's turn to list Marge's faults.)
Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect.
Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?
Homer: Well, sometimes it can be annoying.
(Then it's Marge's turn.)
Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true!
Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt.
Homer: Sorry.
Marge: He blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle!
Homer: I only did that a couple of times!
(Hours later)
Marge: [hoarsely] He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow.
