Control the Throne

[fingerz]

How true.

I become 'The Spy' and assassinate you from behind.

[Zunawe]

Except that that was my teammate and I was a spy posing as an engineer on your team. I assassinate you from behind and take the throne again.

[K-NiGhT]

IfloodyouwithwordsandyouaresoveryconfusedabouthowfastIamtalkingtoyourightnowthatyougetupandrunoutoftheverypristinethroneroomwithabadmigraneandIlaughasItakethethronewithmyrun-onsentences.

[Zunawe]

It's funny because I had no trouble reading that.

Somebody else take the throne. Imma go sit in the abandoned bomb shelter with the burnt popcorn. I bring mah 3DS and a piano.

[fingerz]

Sits on throne, then decides to join Zunawe and together we play an awesome rally of MK7 and play some duets on the piano.

[Shadoninja]

I sneak in and choke you both to death. I take your 3DS' and bury your corpses outside. I engineer the piano to be a player piano and have it play music. I start to make more popcorn for anyone who wants to join me in the shelter.

[Zunawe]

I laugh as a ghost because this has turned into "Control the Bomb Shelter" and everybody forgot about the throne.

By the way, now that I'm a ghost I can inhabit your body. I do so and steal all your popcorn.

[K-NiGhT]

Meanwhile I sit upon the throne

[Spyro]

I punch you off.

Throne acquired.

[Olimar12345]

I inform you that Zunawe has made a very interesting post and while you get lost reading topic derail after topic derail, I take a seat. At the Throne.

[Kman96]

I ditch the throne in search of the missing bomb shelter...

...where could it be?

[Zunawe]

I inform you that Zunawe has made a very interesting post and while you get lost reading topic derail after topic derail, I take a seat. At the Throne.

I blame my friends. Our conversations take the oddest turns.

I present Olimar with all the popcorn that I stole from Shado. He eats all of it and explodes. I use Shado's body (which I am still inhabiting) to create a new body for myself, and I jump off a cliff, pulling myself out at the last second. I then inhabit my new body. I sit on the throne.

[Spyro]

....But you realized you were sitting on a cactus instead. I sit on the real throne

[Zunawe]

<_<   >_> . . . *slowly walks toward forgotten throne* *TURNS AROUND QUICKLY* *brushes off dust* *sits*

[blueflower999]

*Punches Zunawe off through secret compartment in bottom of throne* *Sits*