Control the Throne

[Saria]

wolf; i knock you out with a boulder, slash your face with my katana, making you unrecognizable to your subjects. but that's not enuff, i rip out your arteries and stab you in the sternum. throne mine again ok.

thatgamer; i crack your cranium with a brick and drag ur unconscious body to the mountains. i impale you with my katana and pull it out. i mutilate your neck and face and watch ur blood seep into the sno. after all your blood is drained i throw ur body into the river of rapid water and it tears u apart.

throne mine.

[ThatGamer]

I force you to watch Harold and the Purple Crayon endlessly.

Then I kill you in every way shown in Final Destination 5.

Teh throne is myne.

[Saria]

i come back channeled by a spirit medium. i laugh at ur ways of killing and u whip out ur gun. i run my sword through u before the bullet even left the chamber. throne mine.

[ThatGamer]

I don't even have a gun in the first place...

But anyways, I send you to the Lost Woods without the guide music. But you won't stay captured for long...I mean, you are Saria.

But for the time being, THRONE IS MINE.

I also steal the Ocarina so you can't warp.

[Saria]

i'm not saria ok. i would never reveal my real identity. i take back that ocarina and crush it. then while you're totally mind-blown i rip your eyes out and step on them. i killed you like three times already. you're not immortal, mere human. i don't want the throne, somebody who is not thatgamer take it.

[ThatGamer]

What if ThatGamer was not kill?


Jk, what if I pretended to be Jamaha?

Jamaha deserves the throne.

And I am immortal, fyi. I am God.

[Sebastian]

i punch ur teeth down ur throat, rip ur tongue out wif my bare hands throo ur teeth and impale u wif a stick. then i'll leaf u to dieded slowly in payn. all 4 the throne ok.

lol

What if ThatGamer was not kill?


Jk, what if I pretended to be Jamaha?

Jamaha deserves the throne.

And I am immortal, fyi. I am God.

I say, "lol" to your lies and bust your head in.....taking the throne.

[mikey]

MLF dies of old age, then I get married and inherit the throne

[ThatGamer]

I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.

[Wolf]

Da fuk happened?

[ThatGamer]

Here's a recap: I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.

[Wolf]

Here's a recap: I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.

K
Then I babudibabudiba and took the throne.

[ThatGamer]

Then I YOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and it's mine.

But first I poison you so you can't recapture the throne.

[Kman96]

I rise from the grave after a month and capture the throne while you stare in awe of my reappearance.

[K-NiGhT]

*stares in awe*