Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

[Maelstrom]

Let's try again.

Diddy Kong Aghhhhhhhh

[Maelstrom]

Again. It can't get that much worse

it just did.

[FireArrow]

I don't think sex with Luigi could possibly be boring though I'd probably be laughing my ass off the whole time at the noises

...
That made my day

EDIT: Maestro, you were right. Such talents do have enjoyable benefits.

[braix]

Nebbles the male characters outnumber the females and yet everyone keeps getting their own gender XD

What's kirby's gender?

Edit: I got Peach

[SlowPokemon]

Kirby is male.

[Olimar12345]

Post.

[SlowPokemon]

Post.

LUCARIO AGAIN IM

[MaestroUGC]

Kirby is an all consuming void of loneliness and despair. He knows nothing of what it means to love someone for the person they are. All he sees is something for him to devour with his incredibly spacious mouth of eternal darkness. Don't get involved with that monster who stole my hea-KIRBY HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?


Little Mac, huh? Well I least I know he can go the distance.

[Bubbles]

I haven't even gotten this game yet but that's not going to stop me

edit: okay

edit again: wait how old even is pit im rethinking this

[SlowPokemon]

this game was not well planned

the exactly perfect number of characters masks pedophilia and bestiality

what have I done

[Yugi]

you made a forum game slow

that's what you did

[Yugi]

lets go for the foursome again as well

[K-NiGhT]

eh i haven't been having the best luck here but ok

edit: god. damn it.

[blueflower999]

Please please please?

EDIT: WHAT IS THIS

[Nebbles]

let's see who i get this time

edit: king dedede CAN I AT LEAST GET A HUMAN CHARACTER