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"....he did not wish to be interviewed. the_grimace, after a long run with NSM has finally split ways. We ask G-Han why. 'Too bad. I wanted to say goodbye and that [the_grimace] (was) the most childish one in the end. I mean, leaving because we wanted to work together...teamwork is what made NSM big, after all.' And there you have it from the G-Man himself. Now back to ZeldaFan with the sports...."
The room was dark, and the TV screen blared out sound and picture in the darkness. I was asleep in my chair, drool coming from the corner of my mouth. There was a small spider in the corner of the room, twirling her web in hopes of catching a fly. "BUY BUY BUY!!! WITH NEW CAR INSURANCE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE!!1 TOP DOLLAR!" blasted a commercial on the television. With that I jolted awake startled. Realizing where I was, I quickly got up cursing under my breath and turned off the TV, nearly pushing it over.
I slowly made my way to the window and looked outside. The lawn had a fresh new layer of snow on the ground and the moon was full, making it very bright outside. You could see the mountains in the far off distance glimmering under the moonlight. After staring fondly at the moon for a few minutes I turned around and walked toward the kitchen.
I flipped the switch and my humble light bulb dangling from the ceiling flicked on, then fizzled and went out. “Darn it….that’s the 3rd one this MONTH!†I ignored the broken light and went to the refrigerator. I opened it up and was bathed in the light that it had and I grabbed some milk. After pouring a glass, I went back into the den and sat down in my recliner.
I took a sip, and looked up to notice the little spider, creating art. I started to drift back to sleep, milk in hand admiring the delicate art that the spider slowly weaved on my ceiling. I was at the mirror again; it had been beckoning me, calling to me telling me come closer and closer. I could see my reflection and it also called me to it.
“What do you want? I can’t come in there with you, you’re just a reflection!†I screamed to myself. Suddenly the other me became very angry and glowed a very white light and consumed me with this light. I jolted awake again, this time the sun in my eyes was the cause. “Am I ever going to sleep properly?†I thought to myself. I got up and went upstairs, hoping that a cold shower would bring me back to earth.
After getting out of the shower, I looked at myself in the mirror. I had bags under my eyes, and I was getting thinner. But then suddenly something caught my eye. My reflection had WINKED at me. Knowing that this was just an effect from sleeplessness I started to wash my face. I filled the sink with cold water and after only a second of hesitation, plunged head first into it. The sensation was very refreshing, and also bracing. After blowing bubbles from my mouth, and took my head out of the water and let the excess water drain from my hair.
I dried my face with my towel and looked back at my reflection, and saw the back of my head. I fell to the floor in shock, and thought that I really was crazy. I slowly got back up and looked once again into the mirror. This time it was just me staring back, and I shook my head and went out of the bathroom and got dressed. Knowing I had a long day ahead, I ate a big breakfast.
I did the dishes and went to the front room. I looked at myself in the mirror checking to make sure there were no imperfections when suddenly, my reflection gestured me to come nearer. I thought that I must have been still sleeping, and that would explain all that had happened, so I decided to go along with it. I got about 2 feet from my mirror and just stared at me; and my reflection did the same.

Then my own reflection gestured once again for me to come closer, and so I got right up against the mirror, and looked at myself. Then suddenly my reflection grabbed me and pulled me into the mirror and I was flying through whiteness at an incredible speed.
Then suddenly everything stopped. I looked around, and saw that I was floating in a huge vast white space and off in the extreme distance I could see small specks everywhere. Some were clustered and some were off by themselves; and then it hit me. I was looking at the world, from the inside. I could make out the outline of the continents and I could see that some places were darker and some were light.
"Amazed?" called a quiet voice. I fell down in shock again, and turned around to see who had whispered in my ear. There was no one there. "Oh I'm sorry, did I surprise you?" laughed the same voice. "Who are you, and WHERE are you?" I called, somewhat cowardly. "WHO am I? Indeed, WHO am I....I, am YOU; and where you are, I am also." the quiet voice said again. "Wh-what are you....who....WHERE AM I?!" I yelled. "There’s no need to be upset, I will explain everything. You see the objects off in the distance? What you are seeing are the reflections of millions of mirrors, every single mirror in the world to be precise. And every single one of those mirrors, is open to your use." the voice calmly explained.
"What are you talking about? Send me back home right now!†I screamed. “I knew this was going to be difficult…I might as well tell you right out, you are the new keeper of the mirrors.†“The keeper of the wha-? NO! Just tell me how to get back home.†I got back on my feet and started to walk away. “Where do you think you’re going?†mocked the voice. “HOME!†"How?" "I don't know!" "Exactly."
I turned around, and fell down to the ground. "FINE! Just tell me how to get home." "Oh I will, and so much more." the voice whispered.