So in the grand scheme of things, does it truly matter if we win a cat or a dog? What if the results are immutable? Unmistakable? Inscrutable? Or just downright lazy?
In other news, I've successfully managed to reduce the amount of time I spend on social media. By increasing the amount of time I'm playing video games and other nonproductive things. But I suppose one thing at a time. How is everyone tonight at this fine establishment?