Pet peeves!

[DrP]

And when food gets boring for me, I just add fermented grape juice!! I do drink most of it, though. It always feels nice, and plus I feel like I'm classy with the large glasses!

@Slow, try and convince your father to look at making things that go with summer... you know, burgers, grilled vegetables, even grilled peaches (Those are REALLY good... the natural sugars get caramelized and it is DELICIOUS!)

If you ever come out to California, you know where you can get great food (and that goes for everyone)

[Shadoninja]

XD Yeah...if I get bored of food at home, I just run to restaurants.

Also mosquitoes

You eat mosquitoes?

[the_last_sheikah]

So I work at the concession stand at the baseball field in my town.  Whenever someone orders a hot dog I ask them, "Do you want mustard or ketchup with that?"  I can't stand it when people respond "yes" or "I'll have some ____ if you have it."  The first I can't tell if they want both or just one, the second...if I didn't have it why would I offer it?

[Jub3r7]

If I offer, "Did you want extra soy sauce or duck sauce?" And they respond, "yes" I ask them "so you want more duck sauce?"
I assume they want the latter but I double check just to make sure.

But I've never gotten the "I've have some ___ if you have it." XD

[SlowPokemon]

Incredibly ditzy asian lady on the phone yesterday.

"Pizza Primo, can I help you?"
"....HELLO?"
"....Pizza Primo, can I help you?"
".........yeah....I'll take a medium cheese."
"Anything else?"
(Ten second pause)
Me (again): "Anything else?"
(Five second pause)
"Aaaah.....no."
"Alright, here's your total and time it'll be ready."
"....okaaay!"
(Hangs up)
One second later, she calls back and I answer.
"Pizza Primo, may I help you?"
"HELLO?"
"PIZZA PRIMO, MAY I HELP YOU?"
"Did we give you an address?"
"....Ma'am, we don't deliver."
"Ohhhhh."
(Long awkward pause)
Me: "....would you like to cancel that, or come pick it up?"
"...Okay!"
(Hangs up)
Me: "WTF"
I call her back.
"HELLO?"
"This is Pizza Primo, would you like to cancel that order or come pick it up?"
"Ahhhh...." (five seconds later) "...Can we cancel it?"

YES. PLEASE DO. -_-

[SuperFireKirby]

When you're blown away by the season finale of a show and then realize you're going to have to wait 10 MONTHS UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON.*le sad*

[Zunawe]

People who stand on escalators. Just walk. It can't hurt you.

[Jub3r7]

Incredibly ditzy asian lady on the phone yesterday.

"Pizza Primo, can I help you?"
"....HELLO?"
"....Pizza Primo, can I help you?"
".........yeah....I'll take a medium cheese."
"Anything else?"
(Ten second pause)
Me (again): "Anything else?"
(Five second pause)
"Aaaah.....no."
"Alright, here's your total and time it'll be ready."
"....okaaay!"
(Hangs up)
One second later, she calls back and I answer.
"Pizza Primo, may I help you?"
"HELLO?"
"PIZZA PRIMO, MAY I HELP YOU?"
"Did we give you an address?"
"....Ma'am, we don't deliver."
"Ohhhhh."
(Long awkward pause)
Me: "....would you like to cancel that, or come pick it up?"
"...Okay!"
(Hangs up)
Me: "WTF"
I call her back.
"HELLO?"
"This is Pizza Primo, would you like to cancel that order or come pick it up?"
"Ahhhh...." (five seconds later) "...Can we cancel it?"

YES. PLEASE DO. -_-

Customers at the Chinese restaurant I work at do that quite often. XD


...D:
...they're all african american

[SlowPokemon]

I have some bizarre customers. The only ones who are like impossible to understand are the Indians...I'm like "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING DX"

[Dude]

People who stand on escalators. Just walk. It can't hurt you.

Yes it will.

[Shadoninja]

People who stand on escalators. Just walk. It can't hurt you.

If I wanted to walk, I would have taken the stairs. I take escalators to rest my tired legs.

[Zunawe]

But. No. It's just that I feel like escalators should be for walking the same distance faster. I'll change it:

People who stand on moving sidewalks and take up the whole space.

[Olimar12345]

If something is moving someone, why would they walk?

[Zunawe]

I'm not lazy. I find it annoying when somebody else obstructs people because they are. I don't mind if they stand, but if they put their luggage next to them so that nobody can get past.

[spitllama]

I hate when that happens on those moving walkways in the airport. Those things move slow enough that I don't see the point of waiting for it to take you to the other side (unless I'm the only one who uses them for super speediness?) People standing on them and taking up the whole space is obnoxious, especially when I'm carrying an 80 pound bag on my shoulder and want to set it down at my gate D: